Corrupt a wish!

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; you watch it while you should be taking a test, and end up failing.

I could use a cocaine nosejob.

Granted! School burns down.

And this is a negative, how.

[Bradandez]

He becomes the only enemy in the Rayman Universe.

This has no corruption to me.

Wish granted; you watch it while you should be taking a test, and end up failing.

I could use a cocaine nosejob.

Sure, you get a nose piercing bu a cocaine addict.
I wish I made a wish.

Granted! School burns down.

And this is a negative, how.

With you inside I guess.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; your wish was defective and could not be used.

I wish it was Friday and I had all my work done.

With you inside I guess.

The positives of school burning down still outweighs it, but that'll do.

[TFDS]

It is a Friday on year 2222 and everyone here is dead.

I wish today was the 1st of April,2014

He becomes the only enemy in the Rayman Universe.

This has no corruption to me.

Well,every Rayman game can be finished in a few minutes,because you only fight him.

[Bradandez]

Granted! it's April 1st! Ha! Not it's not! April Fools!

I wish for an Instant Crush.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

I wish I had a lot of moneyz

[Master]

I wish for an Instant Crush.

That's too easy, isn't it? Have some Crusha instead, instant milkshake:


I wish Geek here would play the game instead of intersecting wishes to reply to very old posts.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

I wish for an Instant Crush.

That's too easy, isn't it? Have some Crusha instead, instant milkshake:


I wish Geek here would play the game instead of intersecting wishes to reply to very old posts.

Wath ?!
Too funny the video...

[Master]

So, going to play the game now? Or just interrupt all the time? You can always make observations and comments while playing, y'know.

The wish from the previous post:

I wish Geek here would play the game instead of intersecting wishes to reply to very old posts.

Though it seems the very old part has been made redundant.

[Bradandez]

Granted! Geek doesn't play the game without messin' around with the rules.

I wish I had me own mechanical empire.

[The Edditaur]

Granted, you get your empire but realise that it rusts easily and you have no way of reversing the effect.

I wish to become internet famous.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

Granted; a video of you sneezing blood all over your principal goes viral. That ought to make you internet famous!

I wish I were better at Rayman 1.

[Bradandez]

Granted, it has Rayman Origins mechanics/physics.

I wish there was an easier way to animate.

[Master]

There is, but it looks terrible.

I wish my nasal passages weren't suffering from congestion.

[Bradandez]

Granted! No more suffering from congestion. Now they hurt from being stabbed!

I wish I had I had some disco clothing.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

You get Rayman's disco costume, but lose your limbs in the process.

I wish my school dances would play better music.

[OCG]

Better music for who? Music tastes are different so finding something for everybody will be hard.

I wish to own PSX DESR Console.

[Bradandez]

Granted; I don't know what the fuck that is so have a potato instead.

I wish there wasn't so many god damn jello in my house and over the floorboards.

[The Edditaur]

Granted, now the jello is stuffed into your household appliances.

I wish that people wouldn't be so adverse to different and more interesting/obscure genres of music.

[Bradandez]

FUCK YOU! My music is way better!

I wish there was a sky.