Corrupt a wish!

[todpole]

Then whats up?

I wish for war to die.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

War...war never changes. (Yet another one of my references)

I wish I had cried more at the end of Hellsing.

[Bradandez]

You cry enough to drown the world.

I wish I could cook.

[Master]

You can now cook up a storm, a literal storm, a doomy storm of disastrous proportions topped with the seasoning of destruction.

I wish I didn't chew the scenery.

[Bradandez]

Great, now you're chewing carpet.

I wish I could make more subtle jokes.

[Master]

Your jokes become so subtle, that it takes an encyclopaedia to decipher them.

I wish I could sleep s'more.

[Bradandez]

Congrats! You are now a sleeping smore. Toasty!

I wish I could have a can of fruit.

[Master]

So you do, alas, the fruit was sentient, and are now plotting your destruction.

I wish I had a laser.

[OCG]

Having laser goes wrong, you get hurt :/
I wish buying games from Korea was easier.

[Master]

It becomes far easier, sadly, it involved some 4th dimension stuff, which means there's now a bunch of evil counterparts roaming free.

I wish someone would pick up the phone.

[Reese Riverson]

OCG does pick it up, but hits you with the phone.

I wish you were a fish.

[Master]

So it happens, but this causes the RPC servers to flood.

I wish I had some hats.

[MLII]

wish granted. you have hats. so many hats. too many hats. you drown and suffocate in hats. goodbye.

i wish my otp were canon and not at risk of dying ; o ;

[Master]

Okedoke, now Donatello/April is canon, how'd you like that?

I wish I didn't have to wait so long for new episodes.

[iHeckler9]

Congrats, new episodes of MLP coming out every day, but it'll be 9001 years for each installment of Half Life.

I wish I wasn't so paranoid.

[Master]

You no longer fear, instead, you hate. Welcome to the dark side.

I wish that wasn't so corny.

[Bradandez]

Now it's carrot-y.

I wish that made sense into becoming a well received pun.

[Master]

It is now used to describe Carrot Juice, will that suffice?

I wish that all was very nice.

[Bradandez]

No there is no conflict in the world, making everything unbalance. The space-time continuum begins to unravel.

I wish for some new games to come out.

[Master]

Some do, alas, they were Freemium ports of games you loved, now you must pay £1 to defeat a enemy.

I wish there were some good Freemium games.