Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Bradandez]

With wheels.

What's a zero?

[Master]

Er...I want to refer to the villain from the Kirby series, but there's some Nightmare Fuel there, look it up at your own peril.

Is it all that bad though?

[Bradandez]

Oh jeez. That does seem rather terrifying.

Is Master a Psychedelic Boogie Child?

[Master]

Currently, he's more of a lie in bed child, so...not really.

But can he block?

[Bradandez]

No. Master isn't a square.

Is the Elevated Structure of Terror a nice place that will not end doom?

[Master]

Nope, DOOM is all they have, they can't afford DOOM II.

Was that capitalisation pointless?

[Bradandez]

YES. IT WAS VERY UNNECESSARY AND VERY RUDE. STOP CAPITALIZING EVERYTHING!

WHY CAN'T MONK RUSHMORE BE A REAL PLACE?

[Master]

Because the Monk will sue, and then Sue will sue, and the paperwork will weep and the lawyers sleep, as the Judge attempts to wake them with a budge.

So, what is to be done now?

[Bradandez]

Destroy the moon.

How?

[Master]

With the help of one Mr. Gru.

But what's his plan?

[Bradandez]

To give away spoilers.

Did the package contain the substance?

[Master]

It did, now, the Spoilers are mine!

Shall we give them a test run?

[Bradandez]

No. It doesn't have any legs.

Is it possible to count to the letter 8?

[Master]

With the help of algebra, anything's possible!

Though should we dive into the realms of calculus?

[Reese Riverson]

No, we shouldn't because it stinks.

Why does it stink?

[Master]

Because you cannot grasp its true form.

Is it more difficult than compound angles?

[Bradandez]

Don't bring religion into my cereal.

Is Person man a degraded man?

[Master]

Yup, he got the U, not the A.

But can he get the A*?

[Bradandez]

NO. NO NO NO NO NO.

Is the pirate ship fun?

[Master]

With Ninja Pirates and a short Admiral overlord, it's a real blast...

Why do we use ringtones?