Corrupt a wish!

[Reese Riverson]

You got a collection of dancing Daleks that never stop dancing.

I wish you enjoy that.

[Master]

It was entertaining the first couple of times, but now Davros is trying to sue.

I wish he'd see the bright side of things.

[Bradandez]

He stares into the sun.

I wish I had the Time Delorean.

[Master]

You do, but years of wear and tear prevent it from hitting 88mph.

I wish we could see the intergalactic mechanic.

[Bradandez]

He's busy with fixing the all powerful ordinary desk lamp.

I wish the desk lamp was fixed.

[Master]

It becomes a desk laser, use it well, for it will burn things, like your computer, hope it wasn't expensive.

I wish that I could get a complete save for Fiesta Run so I can begin getting screenshots for it.

[Bradandez]

Granted! But it contained a virus in which renders your device useless except for playing Rayman Fiesta Run.

I wish I could throw a great party.

[Master]

You did, you threw it so hard that they flew into another universe.

I wish I could throw.

[Bradandez]

You know how to throw but can't catch.

I wish I could gain attention.

[MLII]

wish granted. you get ANON HATE.

i wish people on the internet would tag triggers ;~;

[Bradandez]

Sure, now everyone now has to pay twice as much for guns.

I wish I can fly.

[MLII]

wish granted: you run out of energy and fall.

i wish america would get a decent president.

Sure, now everyone now has to pay twice as much for guns.

this is a problem?

[Bradandez]

Yes, America has the best president and now the USA rules the world.

I wish for a car that runs on pizza.

Sure, now everyone now has to pay twice as much for guns.

this is a problem?

Uhh...uhh... the guns shoot happiness and rainbows that could solve every problem?

[Master]

You do, but it soon loses the ability to run, as it overdosed on the Pizza.

I wish that I had a working charger.

[Shrooblord]

Your charger charges your thirst instead of your batteries. >-o

I wish I had ninety-nine bottles o' beer to pass round.

[Master]

So you do, sadly, they're all smashed.

I wish I could stick around for longer.

[Shrooblord]

You are now living glue.

I wish I didn't have ads showing up every five minutes while watching the City of Death. :c

[Master]

Hm, seriously? Which website are you watching on?

Ahem, to the game itself, they disappear, all Ads disappear, goodbye Ad.

I wish I wasn't being so obvious.

[Shrooblord]

Bye bye Cody! I'm watching on Dailymotion, the link you sent me.

Instead, you are captain. You are the captain of obvious.

I wish a meme wasn't incoming--

[Master]

It isn't, instead, a random animal passes by and does something remarkable, the rest, you know...

I wish typing with gloves was easier.