Corrupt a wish!

Shrooblord · Post by **Shrooblord** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:00 pm

It is now so easy you're too good to be able to do it.

I wish I made more sense.

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:01 pm

You make so much sense that no-one can make sense of your sense.

I wish things weren't so awkward.

Shrooblord · Post by **Shrooblord** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:09 pm

Instead, they become the epitome of awkward: they become awkward turtle.

I wish I had a pet Foutch.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:06 pm

He burns the carpet.

I wish I had some 3D glasses.

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:31 pm

You do, they're like all other glasses, they take up 3 dimensions.

I wish I don't become vain.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:43 pm

You become PAIN! LORD OF DESTRUCTION!!!

I wish I could be Lord of the Universe.

jurebj · Post by **jurebj** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:56 pm

You are now the busiest person in the universe.

I wish I wouldn't be so lazy.

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:00 pm

Read the top line, for it be a cycle.

I wish I weren't so cryptic.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:06 pm

Now I have the secrets!

I wish I had a pyramid.

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:15 pm

You do, it's inflatable.

I wish we had a big enough pump to inflate it.

Shrooblord · Post by **Shrooblord** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:01 am

Master wrote:Read the top line, for it be a cycle.

??

The pump blows the Earth five centimeters to the left every time you use it.

I wish we knew where 'left' was going in this context...

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:09 am

Left to the right side just a bit to the north.

I wish to overthrow the royals.

Shrooblord · Post by **Shrooblord** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:36 am

You were thrown over the royals.

I wish I was spaghetti-O's.

SegaNintendoUbisoft · Post by **SegaNintendoUbisoft** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:07 am

You get eaten.

I wish for a pet fish.

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:12 am

You get a pet Anglerfish, makes a wonderful decoration, if he weren't so rabid.

I wish there were a way to calm it down.

Shrooblord · Post by **Shrooblord** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:55 am

There is; I fed you to it.

I wish the anglerfish wouldn't stare at me so hungrily now...

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:07 pm

It doesn't, for it decides to become a vegetarian.

I wish we could have a new defender in its stead.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:52 pm

You get a pet headcrab. That should help!

I wish to go to the moon safely.

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:16 pm

You do, the trip back is another matter entirely...
I wish that I had figured the LCD was broke earlier.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:30 pm

You do but now knowing about the future, it creates drastic consequences.

I wish to have excellent driving skills.

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