Corrupt a wish!

[Master]

(Don't we both?)
So you do, but at the cost of losing your art skill.
I wish that my mind wasn't on Spongebob at the moment.

[Bradandez]

Now your mind is on ponies!

I wish the ponies were terminated.

[Shrooblord]

They were terminally inserted... into you.

I wish I could fly.

[Bradandez]

You crash into a plane.

I wish there was some pizza over here.

[Shrooblord]

The pizza's been made by mutant spiders, richly decorated with their own spider silk instead of tomato sauce. To make matters worse, they used the stickiest cheese in the world, branded proudly by Glue-o Corp, and cooked it on four-hundred degrees. The result is a pizza so inexplicably sticky, so impossibly juicy, so incredibly dodgy and mouth-shuttingly, jaw-jammingly dangerous, that when you take a bite, you cannot physically peform more than one chew. However, somehow you muster the strength and determination to eat the whole piece, for it's been made with such love and care and it tastes so fantastically fabulous that you must eat it all. And so you scoff down one whole slice in under five minutes. After half the pizza's been eaten, you have no muscles left to work through the other half, your jaw is that exhausted. Still determined to do so, however, you grab a vacuum cleaner and set it to maximum power. Then you plug it in the mains with the plug upside-down, reversing the polarity and making it the world's strongest leaf blower. You then put another slice in your mouth and use your new invention to force-feed it down. Eventually the entire pizza is gone, but it's stuck in the entirety of your digestive track for all eternity. Not even your enzymes can handle the stickiness of it and just get stuck trying to digest it. Like so, you will never eat again. On the upside, though, you'll never be hungry again either, for you are eternally stuffed. Enjoy your meal!

I wish I could've seen a concert by JJ Cale.

[todpole]

It's sold out.

I wish my dad could eat eggs.

[Shrooblord]

He eats the egg that was supposed to turn into you. Ow, backfired!

I wish the Robo-Army Hoard hadn't claimed all my Tings in the Admiral's name... :c

[Bradandez]

Granted! Now they claim you for ransom!

I wish I had one of them flying cars.

[Reese Riverson]

You do, but it's very slow and too small for you.

I wish we had regular sized flying cars.

[Master]

So we do, sadly, they're not very aerodynamic, with a 75% failure rate.

I wish I didn't have to listen about peacocks.

[Bradandez]

Sure, now you gotta listen to cocks.

I wish I had a rooster.

[Reese Riverson]

You no longer listen about them, but they are in your room screaming instead.
You have fifty of them in your room, making noises.

I wish you had ear plugs for it.

[Master]

So he does, but they're connected to a socket.

I wish that there is no potential difference.

[Reese Riverson]

There aren't any, now that he's socketless.

I wish we could fix him up as good as new.

[Master]

So we do, but we don't have a programmer.

I wish we had a programmer.

[Reese Riverson]

We got one, but he's highly inefficient.

I wish we had better efficiency.

[Master]

We get a hydrogen cell, anyone know how to operate it?

I wish we had an operator.

[Reese Riverson]

We do, but he only can operate boilers.

I wish he knew how to operate a hydrogen cell.

[Master]

He does, but he did not adhere to safety precautions.

I wish we ran.

[Bradandez]

We run a treadmill, thus leading nowhere.

I wish we get off this damn thing.