Corrupt a wish!

[Reese Riverson]

You get Macaronie and Cheese for Champions instead.

I wish I had some.

[Master]

So you do, but it's for champions, now you are forced away from all that you love, forced to live a life of glamour, of constant attention and surveillance.

I wish it went ok.

[Reese Riverson]

It becomes alright for me, but it turns to heck for you.

I wish you would be in a pool of Mac and Cheese

[Master]

I am, but it's Mac and Cheese...eww.

I wish that I could get out.

[Reese Riverson]

You will, as long as I eat it up.

I wish I had a spoon to begin.

[Bradandez]

No! You get the fork!

I wish I had all the silverware!

[Reese Riverson]

You got all of them, but you get buried by every single one in existence.

I wish you would survive that, too.

[Master]

SO he does, but forever buried under silverware.

I wish my focus was optimal.

[Reese Riverson]

Your eyes can focus so well, you get a headache.

I wish you could get rid of the headache.

[Master]

I do, but I lost me head in the process.

I wish it weren't so noisy.

[Reese Riverson]

It's silenced now, but it cannot hear.

I wish you had your head back.

[Master]

Well, I got ahead.

I wish that helped.

[Reese Riverson]

It did, for me, but you fell behind in work.

I wish you got caught up in revisions.

[Master]

So I do, but the backup disk fails during restoration.

I wish we could perform a recovery.

[Reese Riverson]

We do, but at the cost of your only computer.

I wish you would get a brand new one.

[Master]

I do, but it's from 1986.

I hope it can manage modern day activities.

[Reese Riverson]

It can, but very slowly.

I wish you would give the computer to me, though.

[Master]

I do, but it broke in shipping.

I wish we could sue.

[Reese Riverson]

We did, but they only settled for a hundred bucks.

I wish we had gotten more money than that.

[Master]

We did, but then we rolled around the speed of sound, and lost quite a bit.

I wish I didn't have City Escape on.