Lie to me. But in a very narrow, and specific manner.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:01 pm

That's a major loss.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:01 pm

To make up for it, I upgraded your laptop RAM to 1MB total.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:03 pm

I am joyed by this major upgrade.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:04 pm

I also upgraded your brain to have a 2.34MHz processor. No need to thank me.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:06 pm

It's almost as if I can feel the bits streaming in my nerves.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:07 pm

You are streaming fifteen million bits through your nerves, in high definition.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:10 pm

It's totally acceptable.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:11 pm

I packed you into a box and shipped you to China, to see the dragons.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:13 pm

Then I trained them to be secret Ninja Army.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:13 pm

That is why you always ninja post me, on a daily basis.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:15 pm

And why I can totally breathe fire.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:15 pm

That's because you ate a very hot and spicy meal.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:16 pm

I love spicy things, I ate a chilli pepper once.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:17 pm

I dislike spicy foods, so I push them off to Master.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:18 pm

And I push them to the incinerator.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:19 pm

I didn't just sneeze twice, no sir.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:20 pm

Your nose is now being held over the incinerator.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:22 pm

Master was mean, and caused me to burn with that.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:24 pm

The sneeze is now gone, however.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:25 pm

It isn't gone, it came back!

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