Lie to me. But in a very narrow, and specific manner.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:27 pm

Prepare the weaponised antivirus, we must.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:27 pm

I turned you into the antivirus software, to stop it.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:29 pm

I will go and free the cells, Chibi Reese! And bring back your good health from this mysterious sneeze.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:30 pm

Master was so mean, he didn't heal me! This is so not a lie!

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:32 pm

Your good health turned into the Great Protoon.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:34 pm

And you turned into the evil Razorbeard.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:35 pm

And then you became Rayman 1.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:36 pm

Then I kicked your sorry arse so hard, you kissed the moon!

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:37 pm

Then the moon turned into a Pinball game.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:37 pm

It turned into a super Master Epic Pinball Adventure Game. With candy.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:38 pm

And sparkly stuff, with a Starman.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:39 pm

Our world we live in, is Sonic Pinball.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:40 pm

And we all roll around at the speed of sound.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:46 pm

Master got stolen by Bowser, last night.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:47 pm

Then Hoodcom had to go on a magical quest.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:48 pm

I had to search for the uncoolest person on earth, too.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:49 pm

That's our Hoodcom, picks out the bad 'uns.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:49 pm

Master had been such a terrible friend, lately.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:50 pm

It's all part of the Dedede plan of doom.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:51 pm

King Dedede is your mother, for crying out loud!

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