Corrupt a wish!

[Reese Riverson]

They do, but you mixed left with right.

I wish that were fixed in proper order.

[Master]

So they are, but even with the fixing, nothing is functional.

I wish I could fly a plane.

[Reese Riverson]

You can, but into the moon.

I wish this headache is gone.

[Bradandez]

Now your head's gone, mate.

I wish I had a new hat for Hoodcom.

[Reese Riverson]

I get a hat, but at the cost of your head becoming mine.

I wish you had a pumpkin for a head, at least.

[Bradandez]

Sure but now my head's cursed and it feasts for other heads.

I wish I had one of them cool, evil-looking horses for company.

[Reese Riverson]

You do, but at the cost of being fused with the horse.

I wish that wouldn't be so scary.

[Bradandez]

I AM NOW TRIGOTHLOR, SUPER DEMONIC CENTAUR OF THE SEVENTH UNDERWORLD IN MEGALAX 0078 SECTOR Z.

I wish that title was shorter.

[Reese Riverson]

It does, but you wouldn't understand it as, TSDCOTSUIM0SZ.

I wish you chose a better name.

[Bradandez]

Call me Shirley.

I wish to strike fear to the hearts of my victims when I announce my name.

[Reese Riverson]

They all fear you, but at the cost, you also fear yourself.

I wish you can live with that fear, for the rest of your life.

[Bradandez]

I live in a small apartment, questioning my life decisions and regretting on how I shouldn't have turned down that promotion on that office job.

I wish I had a beard.

[Reese Riverson]

You get one, but it is so long, you keep tripping over it.

I wish you could draw art, every single day.

[Bradandez]

Granted! It's porn.

I wish there were more bears in the RPC.

[Reese Riverson]

More bears appear, all around you, hungry, ready to eat you.

I wish you had protective armor on.

[Bradandez]

Granted! It's all in the crotch area! Gotta keep those kids safe.

I wish the bears were deluded.

[Reese Riverson]

They are, by confusing your armor as their food.

I wish they would just go away.

[Bradandez]

They go form their own nation and declare war against RPC.

I wish we had our own military.

[Reese Riverson]

We now have our own army of robot pirates, but you end up being part of their crew.

I wish you the best of luck.

[Bradandez]

I go corrupt and build the Plok Community.

I wish everyone here worshiped Plok, the Original Limbless Being.