Corrupt a wish!

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:32 pm

It was painless for his body, not so much for his dignity.

I wish to be crowned.

Shrooblord · Post by **Shrooblord** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 12:54 pm

All hail Master, king of all poop!

I wish the poop were golden.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:31 am

Pooping is now a pain in the ass for everyone.

I wish to climb Mount Rushmore.

Shrooblord · Post by **Shrooblord** » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:25 pm

A sudden spell of rainfall turned it into Mount Rushdown. Hope you brought your parachute!!

I wish for a trampoline at the Mount's base.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:43 am

It appears, but the springs are weak.

I wish they were strong.

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:33 pm

They are, but now, their elasticity is almost nought.

I wish we would consult Hooke's Law.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:56 pm

We do, but it wasn't what we wanted.

I wish we get what we wanted.

Shrooblord · Post by **Shrooblord** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:30 pm

Instead, the Pussycat Dolls appear out of nowhere.

I wish they'd go away.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:46 pm

I'm came to euthanize the pussycats.

I wish there was a better way to get rid of them.

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:42 am

With lots of hugs, deadly hugs.

I wish it weren't so painful.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:03 pm

You don't feel the pain, but instead, you feel the weakness.

I wish you became strong again!

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:09 pm

So I do, but the Lactic Acid from all that anaerobic respiration be killin' me.

I wish it'd be neutralised already.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:34 pm

It does, but at the cost of all your tings.

I wish you could reearn all your tings.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:58 pm

Sudden error. All your tings belong to I.

I wish I had a great smile.

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:59 pm

You're a right Joker, quite literally.

I wish that you don't get any Joker toxin.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:41 pm

He doesn't, he gets some toxin from the penguin instead.

I wish it wasn't lethal.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:04 am

It wasn't, but it puts a right frown on one's face.

I wish we could turn that into a smile.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:06 am

We do, by making his face upside down.

I wish he doesn't mind.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:12 am

He doesn't, but it looks freaky.

I wish we could fix it.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:14 am

We do, by fixing his face, and making him hang upside down like a bat.

I wish we would get used to seeing that.

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