Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:44 pm

Talking doors.

Where can you purchase a talking door at?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 01, 2014 7:24 am

At Jim's Talking Doors & Pizza Disposal Arena.

Where is Jim's Talking Doors & Pizza Disposal Arena?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 01, 2014 12:59 pm

Three blocks south, two blocks east, one block north, two blocks west, and two blocks north from your house.

Does that help you locate it?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun May 04, 2014 11:00 am

I can hear the sausages.

Why are pencils so arrogant?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Wed May 07, 2014 3:30 pm

Because someone used their heads as an eraser.

Why would this make a difference?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:32 am

Because Canadians are weird.

Can monkeys live in the Arctic?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:32 am

With fur coats they can.

Where do they get their fur coats from?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:38 am

FROM OTHER MONKEYS.

Was that too light humored?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:38 am

Yes it was, we need more humor.

How many monkeys does it take to change a 400 watt metal halide bulb?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:40 am

About 23 with monkey wrenches and 41 with barrels.

Can the monkeys form civilization?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:41 am

Only with a great powerful leader.

Who is their great and powerful leader?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:46 am

The Mighty Dong.

Can the Dong be pleased?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:47 am

Only if you show him the respect he deserves.

Will you show him this respect?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:50 am

But of course. Dong lover over here.

How does one expand the Dong.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:50 am

By giving him what he wants.

What does he want?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:52 am

The newts of Switzerland.

Where is the fictional world of Switzerland?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:54 am

On Jupiter after you caused it to move to another planet.

How on earth did you do this?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:57 am

I stick this finger on the magical Sundae and say "Yoodle Noodle Doodle Yanky Chanky".

Now, how to get these newts...

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:58 am

By saying the magical command... "Yoodle Yado Pickle Monster Brad is jello!"

Does this work for you?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:02 am

I only got geckos.

Can you find out what went wrong?

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