Corrupt a wish!

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:39 am

I'm Bradandez. Nothing I do makes sense.

I wish I can help you understand me.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:40 am

I do, at the cost of you becoming sensible.

I wish you would appreciate all the tings you have.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:42 am

Ha! I always want more.

I wish to have the most tings here.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:43 am

You do, but people get so jealous, they wreak havoc!

I wish you were safe from these people.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:44 am

Granted. I become Plok Man. Offender of RPC.

I wish my new ego won't go to my head.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:45 am

It doesn't, instead it goes to your butt, making it huge enough you can't sit.

I wish EVERYONE began laughing hysterically at you.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:47 am

They do but with all the laughing, they too grow big rears.

I wish we weren't in this situation.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:48 am

Instead, we have to deal with aliens abducting everyone!

I wish the robot pirates will save us all.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:51 am

They do because they want to abduct us instead!

I wish for hero to save us all.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:53 am

Dark Rayman comes to save us!

I wish it was really because wanted to save us.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:55 am

NOPE. He wants us to buy a timeshare with him.

I wish we didn't have to.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:56 am

We don't, instead we have to buy his home.

I wish it was cheap.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:59 am

It costs $200,934,726.

I wish Hoodcom pays for the home.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:00 am

Only for the first dollar of it, the rest comes out of your pocket.

I wish you were rich.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:03 am

I'm so rich I can buy all of RPC.

I wish for a disco club.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:04 am

You have one, but you are forced to dance with out ever resting!

I wish you could go on with out sleep.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:08 am

Granted! No eyes for me.

I wish I could still feel.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:10 am

You can, but only cold things.

I wish you had your feelings back.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:11 am

I now have 12 arms.

I wish these would HANDY.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:12 am

They are, when you need to work on mechanical things.

I wish you were an excellent mechanic.

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