Corrupt a wish!

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:48 am

Yes. But at the cost of everyone's pants.

I wish to know what to do with all these pants.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:51 am

Now you know, for you desire to turn them into kites.

I wish we had our pants back.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:53 am

Ha! Now I have your shirts!

I wish for a pillow fort!

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:54 am

Now you have a huge fort made of pillows, but it decided to rain.

I wish you didn't get soaked.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:56 am

Granted. Now I'm on fire!

I wish I was immune to fire!

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:56 am

You are, for five seconds.

I wish it was more than five seconds.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:59 am

Every second makes it more unbearable.

I wish the fire would stop.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 6:00 am

It does, but you lose all your hair!

I wish you weren't bald.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 6:02 am

I grow hair every now! EVERYWHERE.

I wish to shave.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 6:03 am

You only shave your eye brows.

I wish you had a hat.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 6:05 am

It's haunted.

I wish it wasn't.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 12:59 pm

It's not, but it'd full of rabbits.

I wish you could feed them all.

OCG · Post by **OCG** » Thu May 08, 2014 1:41 pm

They start screaming and spit food.

I wish they stop screaming.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 3:24 pm

They do, but instead resort to kicking you.

I wish they would go away now.

Shrooblord · Post by **Shrooblord** » Thu May 08, 2014 8:14 pm

Too bad they're here to stay.

I wish we could form an alliance with them.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri May 09, 2014 12:01 am

Sure but now we have to live in space.

I wish space isn't as bad as I think it is.

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri May 09, 2014 12:07 am

It's not, it's much worse.

I wish that pyrokinesis was a thing.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri May 09, 2014 12:12 am

Granted. And with such powers, everything is now on fire.

I wish things would cool down.

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri May 09, 2014 12:13 am

The next Ice Age has arrived.

I wish that we could have an underground base.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri May 09, 2014 12:15 am

Sure but it consists of a bucket and a family of snails.

I wish we upgraded it.

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