Corrupt a wish!

[Master]

Pluto is now made of cheese, good luck getting there.

I wish for the Hay Fever to begone.

[Shrooblord]

Okay. It mutated into Day Fever. Globally. Now we must be vampires. But without the charm or the blood. Basically only all the cons.

I wish we could have our coffins lined with lava lamp tubes. Party on in our sleep!

[Bradandez]

No, thas stupid.

I wish that idea was less stoopid.

[Shrooblord]

Instead it's the worst idea of all mankind and inadvertently ends up killing us all. But at least we have fancy coffins...?

I wish it was Hammer Time.

[Bradandez]

Granted. The time is Hammer o'clock.

I wish we revert back to numbers.

[Shrooblord]

Too bad - it looks like it's tassled passed tangerines now!

I wish that weren't so suggestive.

[Master]

It no longer is, instead, it's completely blatant.

I wish for snazzy specs.

[Bradandez]

Snazzy? I thought you wrote jazzy. All you see is just blues.

I wish people would get that reference and Shroobie WOULD STOP TASSELING WITH MY DAMN TANGERINES.

[Master]

I totally got the reference, really. No need to enlighten me at all, no sirree. I can't speak for Shroob though.

I wish Shroob grants us the trippy Grolgoth.

[Shrooblord]

Oh, you liked that did you? Okay:


I wish I could corrupt that wish...

[Bradandez]

Granted. Though you had to stab someone 37 times in the chest in order to corrupt your wish.

I wish to start a new page on this topic.

[Shrooblord]

Alas, someone else may take that pride!

I wish the ninth poster after me isn't Bradandez.

[Master]

It isn't, now Brad plots his revenge.

I hope I escape quick enough.

[Bradandez]

Granted. You escape this realm of existence.

I wish Master has a nice time at the realm of Ultimate Pain and Cheesecake.

[Master]

Barring the pain, it's rather pleasant.

I wish for a cuppa.

[Bradandez]

No, you get a puppa. A tiny larvae that will eventually eat your brain.

I wish I had a phoenix.

[Master]

You get Wright.



Can I have Edgeworth?

[Bradandez]

Here's a plastic knife. Hope it's worth something.

I wish to run the show.

[Master]

You do, have fun being pushed around by Von Karma and her whip.

I wish it isn't too painful.

[Bradandez]

Granted. I have no nerves.

I wish to feel again.