Corrupt a wish!

[Master]

You get one trip abroad a randomiser implemented time capsule.

I wish these beats would dampen.

[Bradandez]

The beats are now wet and dropped.

I wish to my headphones would last forever.

[Master]

The electronics will never decay, pity the shell will.

I wish I had heeded the call of the last Prime.

[Bradandez]

You were an hour late and the position has already been filled.

I wish there was another position you were interested in.

[Master]

There is, I shall go and finally fulfil my dream to be a chair.

I wish my final exam would come and go already.

[Bradandez]

Your exam walks away without you completing it.

I wish you'd still get a good grade.

[Master]

The rating was given an undefined.

I wish we could bring that to comprehensible terms.

[Snagglebee]

I tryed but then my teacher told me I can't build comprehensible phrases.

I wish all SNES's stayed white.

[Imco]

They do, but it's an ugly yellowish white

I wish I were the very best, like no-one ever was

[Master]

You are now eternally 10, and can't be the elite four.

I wish I was RED.

[Imco]

You are now officially the color red and you've lost all of your senses

I wish these stupid World Championships were over

[Master]

(By World Championships, do you refer to the World Cup? I'm assuming so for this response)
They do, but its sudden ending causes a spontaneous fission in time and space, deleting the entry for Earth.

I wish we had source code.

[technology4617]

It's beta code from Konami.

I wish I had a million pals so I'd never be lonely.

[Snagglebee]

Wish granted, you get millions of PAL TV and console systems. Enjoy the world of slowmotioness huhueheh.

I wish there was only NTSC worldwide.

[Master]

It happens, but power specifications cause outages the world over.

I wish we could unify our specs.

[Snagglebee]

We did that years ago, but sadly the power plants suddenly all failed because some were outputting DC and some other AC, so the complete electricity went down worldwide.

Can we put one standart output source for the power plants?

[Master]

Sure! Just be wary of the whole format war that ensues!

I wish we became Cybermen.

[Shrooblord]

We're running C++ saying Hello World - beat your ass 'til you singin' 'bout a Daisy girl.

I wish the Konami Code could help us.

[Master]

It did, now the Cybermen have unlimited ammo, we're all going to be upgraded, yess.

I wish I was as awesome as Beast Wars Megatron.

[Shrooblord]

Sadly, you turned into Beast Wars Microwave instead.

I wish we could heat our dinner in you.