Corrupt a wish!

[Master]

You could, but then I TERRORIZE into Robot Mode.

I wish for moar Megatron.

[Bradandez]

You get more MegaTron, just before he self destructs.

I wish that was worthwhile.

[Elem Age]

Eh, it was average.

I wish for 3 wishes.

[Master]

Genie grants it, but they're all in Pig Latin.

I wish for some Pringles.

[Bradandez]

The tube is half empty.

I wish to fix all the mistakes of the past.

[Shrooblord]

They become mistakes of the present.

I wish I got a present.

[Bradandez]

Granted! It's a severed arm!

I wish for a complete and balanced breakfast.

[Shrooblord]

It's all I ever wanted! <3
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Ok. I made you a full breakfast and put it on two weighing scales on the tip of the Empire State Building.

I wish to have wings.

[Bradandez]

Tiny bird wings for you.

I wish for heavy metal demons.

[Shrooblord]

Demons appear on your front porch made of lead and clad in iron. They're adorable and leap into your arms, but they're too heavy and your arms break off before you can even manage to bend down to compensate for their sheer weight.

I want to visit the Dinosaurchestra.

[Bradandez]

Granted. It's a bit humid and you didn't get enough sleep and now you're in a cranky mood.

I wish the sun would be set on fire.

[Master]

It does, to no effect.

I wish to be alert.

[Shrooblord]

You are now a notification on my phone. I click you away.

I wish to meet Master.

[Snagglebee]

You become a slave to your Master and you have to serve him.

I wish to get a super computer.

[Shrooblord]

You get HAL. Have fun becoming a space baby!

I hope my Master treats me well.

[Snagglebee]

You're Master treats you 'well', however you didn't define 'well' well enough so...

I wish you were left in peace

[Shrooblord]

I am now dead.

I wish my gravestone to look like in my sig and all my enemies come and laugh and me and invite my lingering soul to come join my deceased body so I can finally be at rest.

[Snagglebee]

It happened for a short while, but then Master joined the party and scared all the guests away

I wish Master wasn't such an evil being!

[Shrooblord]

He's so good to such an extent that we need to redefine 'good' and 'evil' and Master becomes the only 'good' and now everything else is evil!

I wish to have a villain cloak seeing as I'm evil now.

[Bradandez]

It's a Pinkie Pie themed cloak.

I wish for a great Pirate adventure!