Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:04 am

By using the power of Cheese, for great justice.

But must it be grilled?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:04 am

Yes, it should be grilled, for grilled cheese is awesome.

Why did Master cross the road?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:05 am

To pet a Dalek.

But did it have a Plunger?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:06 am

Indeed it had one.

Are Daleks licensed plumbers?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:00 am

Nope, they exterminate sewage, they don't process it.

But is that more efficient?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Jun 22, 2014 9:03 am

More efficient than a squirrel tied to a megaphone.

Why does bread only get tumors?

Elem Age · Post by **Elem Age** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:17 am

Jeez, i dunno.

How do I post something?

Dart · Post by **Dart** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:40 am

you just type in "something in the post box.

how does one swim?

Elem Age · Post by **Elem Age** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:51 am

With their flippers.

How do I like posts?

Dart · Post by **Dart** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:55 am

with your feelings.

How does telepathy work?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:17 am

With the almighty nipples.

Where's Really, Really Big Man?

Dart · Post by **Dart** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:19 am

hiding behind the Really REEEEEAAALLLLLLYYYY small shrub.

who is batman?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:20 am

Superman.

What ever happened to Robot Jones?

rolesfamily · Post by **rolesfamily** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:23 pm

He rusted off a cliff

Why does toilet paper always end up on the floor?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:57 pm

Because they love each other

How strong is the love between the floor and the toilet paper?

Master · Post by **Master** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:01 pm

It's like a north to south.

Is that a voice I hear?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:05 pm

No, it's just a post.

Is Robin the girlfriend of Batman

?
(looks like I have an urge need to die)

rolesfamily · Post by **rolesfamily** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:10 pm

No he's his bitch

Why am I feeling so shite as of late?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:11 pm

Because it's bed time for you.

Why don't we like to share our ID cards

?

rolesfamily · Post by **rolesfamily** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:12 pm

Because of cooties.

Why is Las Vegas the best place in the world?

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