Corrupt a wish!

[Snagglebee]

You become a member of the Pirate Community. I have posting

I wish Hunch was a true pirate.

[Master]

He is, and pillages all your tings.

I wish for an accountant.

[Snagglebee]

Ok you will get one, but becareful not to lose him to the Nazi's

I wish for the Nazi's would have never existed!

[Bradandez]

Granted, Hitler now spreads hate through art.

I wish the UN would Un-Nazi the world.

[Master]

It happens, but now, aliens.

I wish they'd come in peace for once.

[Shrooblord]

Instead, we got this.

I hope our new overlords treat us well.

[Bradandez]

He creates horrible memes.

I wish the alien overlord was dead.

[Snagglebee]

This is his dead state

I wish I could corrupt your wish.

[Master]

You can, but only in an incompetent fashion.

I wish I'd get up already.

[Bradandez]

You're up, but gravity has been reversed, rendering getting up obsolete.

I wish I was immune to the effects.

[Snagglebee]

Your wish was granted. You started to fall up into space.

I wish I could make a good fight.

[Master]

You do, you made a wonderful miniboss, like Arachnus in Metroid II, as a matter of fact.

I wish I had an Eggomatic.

[Shrooblord]

Dear god, I'm so including emshomar the Pirate as a miniboss. Thanks for the suggestion, Master! x)
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Instead, you get an Eggman-o-meter. It tells you how 'Eggman' you are. What does it say?

I wish Master wasn't too Eggman.

[Master]

I'm not too Eggman, I am the EGGMAN.


I wish to be a competent villain.

[Shrooblord]

Instead, your theme song makes us all love you.

I wish onions.

[Master]

You get tears.

I wish for a less runny nose.

[Reese Riverson]

Now your legs are runny.

I wish you didn't run so fast.

[Master]

Well, I didn't run too fast, but I ran way too fast.

I wish for swift fingers.

[Reese Riverson]

Your fingers are too swift for you to type correctly.

I wish you stop making typos.

[Master]

I do, but the perfection in typing causes a singularity.

I wish you'd be considerate to that.