Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Dart · Post by **Dart** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:15 am

They mighty morph man!

What's a jontron?

rolesfamily · Post by **rolesfamily** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:10 pm

A Jolteon!

Why do I still like Pokemon?

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:19 pm

Because it's a franchise for all ages.

Why is it wrong to like something that's geared for everyone?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 2:48 pm

Because everyone might blow up from happiness

Why don't people live outside?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 5:59 pm

Because houses are even more expensive.

Why doesn't America own the United Kingdom anymore?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 6:05 pm

Because they're busy making war somewhere else

Why is Germany winning on WC?

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 6:14 pm

They hired a legion of Silents when no-one was looking.

How am I able to remember that, then?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 6:21 pm

You took unkownly a timemashine.

Where to buy a timemashine?

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 6:23 pm

At the laundromat, they've got Washing Machines, Mashed Potato Mashines, and time.

Why do we solve puzzles?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 6:27 pm

Because we have too much time.

Why do we talk?

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 6:44 pm

Because without chatter, there can be no Data.

What is Data?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 7:17 pm

The knowledge of bread.

Who is responsible for stealing the Statue of Liberty?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 7:32 pm

Aliens from Planet 51

How can we get that statue back?

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 8:00 pm

We must use the Ice Beam and 5 missiles.

Why can't we Morph Ball?

rolesfamily · Post by **rolesfamily** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 8:58 pm

Because of my fancy hairdoo

Why is my malware scan still going?!

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:04 pm

It cannae take the pressure.

Is Serz going to kill me for that?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:39 pm

Killing people is illegal in all 52 states.

How come the sun BURNS people?

rolesfamily · Post by **rolesfamily** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:24 am

Because they're icecream

Why do computer towers stand so DAMN tall?!

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:28 am

They're computationally awesome, why shouldn't they stand proud?

But can they conquer?

rolesfamily · Post by **rolesfamily** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:30 am

Of course they love tomatoes! duh!

Why am I going to a BBQ????

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