Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:06 am

The fires of charcoal give way to a most traditional ceremony.

Why are time trials so annoying?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 3:14 pm

Because judging time is a waste of it.

Are mermaids vegetarians?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 3:20 pm

Nope, to them, living in the sea is like underwater Pac-Man, noms galore.

Why haven't we invented flying islands yet?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 3:22 pm

Because islands need their pilot licence first.

Is there such a thing as a sad clown?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 4:08 pm

What kind of question is that?! Every clown is sad!

Does rain hurt?

Dart · Post by **Dart** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 4:11 pm

it hurts less than eye rain I assure you.
Where's Wally?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 4:20 pm

Wallace it him.

What does the video game seller sells?

Dart · Post by **Dart** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 4:24 pm

Dukes with nukes, not-a-plumber, and floating limbs guy.

One more time?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 4:31 pm

By Duft Punk

Are you refering to Television Vision?

Shrooblord · Post by **Shrooblord** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 4:32 pm

We did gon' celebrate, aw yeah, dun' have stopped the music.

Did I mess that up?

EDIT:
Got ninja's by em again.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 4:35 pm

Naturally, the program did say for x = 1 to x = 3, so it'd loop.

Why do we use flowcharts?

Shrooblord · Post by **Shrooblord** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 4:36 pm

Because nobody like glaciers.

Why do nonsense?

Dart · Post by **Dart** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 4:41 pm

because logic.

can humans poop?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 4:41 pm

No, unless you can fart.

Droggelbecher?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 4:44 pm

Nope, I do not drool, I devour.

But how does a planet eat a planet?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 4:51 pm

By calling the planets best friend, Mr. Black Hole.

Might Mr. Black Hole lend me a credit

?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 4:52 pm

He certainly can, his ability to regurgitate credits is renowned.

Why do wormholes have to be blue?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 5:04 pm

Because worms are pink and the negative colour of pink is blue. That's why!

Why does the mathematician not fall down, but keep falling up ?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 5:05 pm

Because he forgot he was dealing with displacement, a vector quantity.

Did he ever feel negative?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 5:18 pm

No, he just made mistakes with algebraic signs.

Why can't exp(x) be differentiated ?

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