Corrupt a wish!

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 8:24 pm

It made complete and utter sense, in fact, it is now the only thing that does.

I wish we could translate the universe.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 8:25 pm

We can, in a million years from now.

I wish we can live that long.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 8:26 pm

We do, but now we're like Rassilon, very evil indeed.

I wish for some tea.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 8:26 pm

You get some nasty tasting tea.

I wish you liked it anyway though.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 8:27 pm

I end up losing my taste in tea.

I wish to work on the Wiki again.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 8:30 pm

You do, but you spend every waking moment slaving over the Wiki, no bathroom breaks.

I wish your seat was a toilet.

Shrooblord · Post by **Shrooblord** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 8:31 pm

There's something in it.
It's... oh GOD NO

I wish Master were safe from Tily.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 8:37 pm

He was, for a minute, but she found him!

I wish she didn't hurt him too badly.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 8:40 pm

She didn't for I terrorized into Robot Mode.

I wish I had a vehicle mode.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:23 am

You turn into a tricycle in vehicle mode.

I wish for a glass of Sunny D.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:41 am

You have a Sunny D glass, it's a wonderful art piece.

I wish to have a museum.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:08 pm

It's a museum that houses nothing but a gallery of Patrick Star.

I wish to experience this exhibit.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:15 pm

Better still, you experience Patrick himself, modern Patrick that is. Have fun!

I wish for a clean room.

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Sun Jun 29, 2014 3:33 pm

Our defnition of 'clean' differs from your definition.

I wish I could travel at lightspeed.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Jun 29, 2014 3:37 pm

So you do, but you break apart into your component molecules.

I wish for a hovercar.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:47 pm

The car hovers about 8 inches off the ground for 6 seconds.

I wish to have a flying bird.

TFDS · Post by **TFDS** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:03 pm

You get the Flappy Bird.

I wish my Internet wan't so laggy.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:04 pm

Now it's leggy!

I wish to have micro elephants!

Shrooblord · Post by **Shrooblord** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:16 pm

They're made of poo.

I wish to be hot

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:06 am

I set you on fire.

I wish to sing very well.

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