Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:35 pm

Yes it does.

Is it specifically alphabet soup?

Master · Post by **Master** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:38 pm

Well, you tell me, or are those numbers?

Well, are they?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:39 pm

I guess and I guess.

Why did you ask two questions? Are you intelligent to confuse the poor souls in the neighborhood down the road?

Master · Post by **Master** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:43 pm

It was a repetition of the first, the message needs proper delivery.

Though why the need for reinforcement?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:43 pm

Because our leader had commanded it.

What was his reasoning behind it?

Master · Post by **Master** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:46 pm

There were spoilers coming from the south, and leaked images from the north.

But how will we defeat the spoilers?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:50 pm

With even more spoilers?

When does nana arrive?

Master · Post by **Master** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:29 pm

At temporal co-ordinates alpha, omega.

But what of point zeta?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:15 am

To contract souls of donkeys.

Who's Satan?

Post by **boomboleros7** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:41 am

Your neighbour.

Then, who's God?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:09 pm

Our daddy.

God, why did you make Satan?

Shrooblord · Post by **Shrooblord** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:19 pm

Think of all the bands he inspired!

Who listens to their music?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:54 am

Only nerds and dorks and norks.

Is Jesus related to Buddha?

YouTube · Post by **PluMGMK** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 10:11 pm

Of course, everyone is descended from the same primordial unicellular creatures!

Why is Brad always talking about Satan?

DandyGuy · Post by **DandyGuy** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 10:14 pm

Because America is yellow.

Why is China peanut butter?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 11:56 pm

Because they got stared to death.

Why is the record day about records?

Master · Post by **Master** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 12:35 am

It's a day clad in vinyl, it seems the most apt thing to be about.

Why do we have leaks in our nose?

DandyGuy · Post by **DandyGuy** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 12:51 am

Because dogs can fly.

Why is apple a pear?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 12:54 am

Because they want your money.

What's an internet and how do I use use an internet?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:17 am

You bow to Lord Bradandez.

How can I enslave the entire universe into worshipping me as their god?

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