Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[boomboleros7]

Simple: Butter forty toasts, twenty pancakes and ten sausages. Then, take your camera and eat this in ten seconds. On Mercury. Before the end of this year. Good luck!

How do you explain the success of child singers?

[Bradandez]

By the power of He Man!

What's a MegaTron?

[technology4617]

JonTron enlarged to ten times his normal size, wreaking havoc upon all that is well and good with more floods of shitty reaction GIFs.

Why is my anus sore?

[Shrooblord]

(I know what this topic is about, but at least make the answers related to the question, right? Else it's just us talking straight past each other...)

You shouldn't have sat on that unripe banana!

When do the bells chime, oh, the cows cry?

[Bradandez]

The bells only chime in the morning if it's a Wednesday, than it's at night for any other day. The cows only cry if the chimes chime charmingly in a chinning chime.

Where's nana? Where did she go?

[rolesfamily]

When I get down on a Friday night.

Why did my video camera get so hot today???

[Shrooblord]

(No offence here, roles, but that's one of those answers that makes me feel like we're not even talking to each other but just spewing random sentences - it doesn't make any sense considering the question. (You're completely in your right to take full offence.))

Because it likes to show you its double extending shaft, ooh!

Why did the turkey cross the alligator?

[technology4617]

(I know what this topic is about, but at least make the answers related to the question, right? Else it's just us talking straight past each other...)

MegaTron

But anyway:
He doesn't want to live on this planet anymore.

What's in the mixed bag?

[DandyGuy]

Sloth related content.

Why do sloths troll Satan?

[Bradandez]

Because little do we know that sloths contain 85% of Jesus in them.

Why can't I count to three?

[THEdragon]

Because you haven't played enough of Rayman's educational spinoffs.

How does Rayman feel about that?

[Bradandez]

Rayman has been let down for my lack of education.

Is the a University of Rayman?

[Dart]

Yes, but you must be limbless to enter.

Have you seen rayman play soccer on the university's team?

[THEdragon]

Yes, but the existence of the other players (And the rest of the university) is debatable, as they are all limbless and the existence of any limbless other than Rayman is a very confusing subject.

What sort of socks does Rayman wear?

[rolesfamily]

The limbless kind.

What makes my computer beep?

[THEdragon]

The birds and the bees.

How many people drowned in that huge flood in the Swamps of Forgetfulness?

[rolesfamily]

Not enough swamp rats

Why do live versions of songs sound different?

[PluMGMK]

The subliminal messages can't be embedded as well live, so they're left out.

How would I go about h4xxing roles?

[rolesfamily]

Clap your hands 5 times and shout 'PRAISE EVERYTHING!'

Why do I not rule the world?

[PluMGMK]

Because you're not a lab mouse whose genes have been spliced.

Now, how would I go about transferring my mind into a genetically altered mouse?