Lie to me. But in a very narrow, and specific manner.

[Earth Gwee]

Don't forget! I was there too!

[rolesfamily]

I just threw my phone out the window, it hit a bird and it exploded. Both phone & bird. Quite the sight indeed.

[incognito]

Im not watching wallace & gromit

[Master]

Incognito, myself and Ad have warned against making "I have/am not X" posts twice now, this is the last time I'm going to reiterate that, stuff like that is better posted in the "You Game," keep the stuff in here creative.

[DandyGuy]

I am currently outside the Delta Quadrant of the Milky Way its cold and my warp drive is currently showing signs of SERIOUS problems in the space matrix restoration coils in terms of rusting faster than usual and will not be able to warp again until I can fix the rust problem or find another kind of conductor. Im currently relying on my inertia to carry me to a uncharted planted approximately 20 times bigger than earth; the gravity will be very painful. My computer is having trouble computing reentry and terminal velocity given the gravity is very strong impact will be and velocity will be faster than usual and more extreme. Escape velocity will also be a problem given I have no dedicated acceleration engines with the exception of 3 ion engines but it would be useless in terms of escape velocity and I would have to warp to get of that giant rock. (And thats only if I can find a conductor. (Preferably gold) So to all you reading this I bid you farewell for the time being.

[Bradandez]

I have stub my toe and has now transformed into a bird who can file taxes and only eats coffee beans.

[rolesfamily]

I build houses in my spare time.

[Earth Gwee]

I am a terrible artist.

[Maz]

I broke up with my imaginary girlfriend today because she turned out to be a guy.

[beebo44]

I am a terrible artist.

Tell me about it, I mean just look at that sig. It's awful! So happy I'm not as bad of an artist as you. (I like this thread you can leave hidden (sorta) compliments )

[rolesfamily]

I just did a barrel roll and then exploded.

[Earth Gwee]

I love the desert sun. It makes me so happy.

[Dart]

Havin a good time! Havin a good time!

[DandyGuy]

FUCK ME!!! So im in the amazon jungle right now with this new sloth /b/ro i found, We met up near the south of the amazon river. And hes over like "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i think we have to go back 200 miles north." All because he forgot something do you have any idea how long this is gonna take.?! Im thinking of killing him but hes the one who knows how to get out of Brazil into Mexico and back into THE USA! Its taking so damn looooooong. I might say fuck it and stay here with my new sloth "friend." I dont know i feel like hes the only one who gets me but all he does it bitch about my bitching of him taking forever. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ------>Oh well at least we both like Rayman. <------ no lie

[Snagglebee]

I'm not in a epic stare battle against EvelynCh on DeviantArt .

[OCG]

I know what is stare battle and I do not ask for explaination.

[technology4617]

I'm not in a epic stare battle against EvelynCh on DeviantArt .

Totally not Twitter LOL

[DandyGuy]

I got an extra 500 tings for my Shrek post.

[OCG]

I got an extra 500 tings for my Shrek post.

[DandyGuy]

I got an extra 500 tings for my Shrek post.

(No lie) I really wish he would have replied with that (End no lie)
I really love learning C++ and think DogeCoin will be worth more than BitCoin.