Alphabetical Conversation

[rolesfamily]

Lol, you guys are cray as HEK. Damn farmers????

[Shrooblord]

Might not be such a bad idea, but watch out that the blueberries in the cake aren't actually festering eyeballs!
Oh, Jano ~

[rolesfamily]

Now you over there, enough with your creativity!

[Shrooblord]

Okay, I'll just go full-on lame-ass bland mode.

[Imco]

Please don't, I like your input

[Maz]

Q-riosity got the better of me, so I'm just gonna ask: What kind of twisted mind would it take to eat a blueberry cake anyways?

Probably breaking the rules here, but always having to pick "quite" or "quit" would be boring.

[rolesfamily]

Really dude, you ninja'd me! Haha had to make me do my alphabet all over again!! SERIOUS MENTAL STRAIN

[Shrooblord]

What kind of twisted mind would it take to eat a blueberry cake anyways?

Shrooblord is who - Shrooblord, 't is I! Give me, now, give me your blueberry pie!

[Maz]

That's not gonna happen!

U can have my strawberry pie, my cherry pie... but there's no way you'll get my blueberry pie just like that.

Vast amounts of cash will be needed to make me change my opinion!

When you want my pie, I want at least a million euros for it.

Xtra payments would probably be required as well.

You may like blueberries more than me, but that's all the more reason to get your money!

Z being said, I'll give you the number to a bank account in switzerland in case you're interested.

Also, don't try to trick me!

Because if you do, I will find out where you live, and bad things are gonna happen to you...

C, I don't really like to be mean, so be a good boy and pay after recieving the cake.

Don't you dare take it and escape to a foreign country!

Escape is meaningless anyways, for it will only buy you a short amount of time until I find you.

Find you, and turn your life into hell.

Granted, you'll wish that you'd have never been born afterwards.

Hopefully, I won't have to take such drastic measures.

I also have other blueberry goodies, in case you're interested.

Juice, for example. How about a bottle of blueberry juice?

Kidding!

Lots of additional money would be needed to buy that juice.

Might as well forget about it.

Needless to say, the other blueberry goodies are even more expensive.

Oprah herself couldn't afford these, so I don't think you could.

Pretty much everyone would be unable to.

Quite a few sentences I've already written, now that I think about it.

So, I guess it's time to finish it up.

That was the whole alphabet, back to the letter "U" then.

[DandyGuy]

Understanding that whole pie situation is really odd.

[Shrooblord]

Unclaimed Tings you've wasted posting all of that in one post - Tings that will now be mine! MIIINEE!

You ninja! (see the first letter I used was the v even though it wasn't in a word aren't i a clever little girl)

[DandyGuy]

What? I thought you were a boy? Or is that the "ninja" making us think that?

[Shrooblord]

Xyloid is the mind that cannot fathom the extents of a simple joke!

[beebo44]

You sir! You and I may be esteemed gentlemen of the highest order, but some of the other good folk here may not be blessed with the knowledge of such an advanced word!

[rolesfamily]

Z'all good people! That counts right?

[beebo44]

Absolutely! You're the creator of this thread you can make up the rules as you go..

[rolesfamily]

But I think the Mods ultimately will batter people into shape if it's not up to standard! haha

[beebo44]

Coaxing them into not doing so might be an option. o.O

[rolesfamily]

Don't be scared, I think you'll be alright!

[beebo44]

Everyone who has defied the laws of the OXford Dictionary however should run! Run away and never return!