Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Bradandez]

By eating lots of cheese and greeting kids with hugs.

How does one rule the entire universe only using a straw and a deck of cards?

[rolesfamily]

Blow 'nd flick.

Why do files have so much paper in them?

[Bradandez]

Because the trees want to have a strong bond even after death.

Why are lobsters so like you know... like that? What's up with them?

[DandyGuy]

Because they are jealous and crabby of invincible water.

Why do sloths fly if water cant float?

[Bradandez]

Because Sloths have tiny microchips that grant them special powers.

Why is it illegal to marry a koala?

[rolesfamily]

Because of the cocoa cola laws.

Why did I think reviving this thread was a good idea??

[beebo44]

Because you thought you might get to kiss it. (Revive, kiss of life, get it? Haha I'll go back to my corner now..)

Why is my nose an infinite fountain of water when I have a cold?

[rolesfamily]

Because it's a secret tap to the fountain of YOUTH

Why would birds fly like that??

[beebo44]

They fly like that because their wings are always hot so they're trying to cool down.

How can I learn to be like Superman?

[rolesfamily]

By painting an 'S' on everything!

Why is it that elbows bend?

[beebo44]

Long ago someone broke the arm of our ancestor, and he decided to roll with it. Eventually our arms grew into that shape to adjust.

Why is my cat looking at me like that?

[rolesfamily]

Because you're a real life catnip

Why does metal rust?

[beebo44]

Because when metal reaches it's teenage years it needs to be rebellious, so it turns orange.

Why does my screen get smudged when I touch it with my fingers?

[rolesfamily]

Because, chocolate.

Why does Records Day happen?

[beebo44]

Humch needs to train us all so that we can take over all the other forums of ZE WURLD! >:D

Why can't I fit into tight spaces sideways?

[rolesfamily]

Because you're too thin!!!!!!!

Why does duct tape make me happy?

[beebo44]

Because duct tape fixes everything, and if it doesn't you're not using enough.

How can I bake a cake without turning on the oven?

[rolesfamily]

Waving your hands around in the air and praying to the almighty cooking God!

Why do tings sparkle?

[beebo44]

Because the little microscopic fairies that live on Tings really love sparkles.

What is the best way to clean a virus-ridden computer?

[jurebj]

Use a hammer and everything will be fine.

How do you make a jetpack out of toilet paper?