Ninth edition of the posts in a day record

[saerleiya]

Now I'm using your messages as a shortcut...finally it's useful to post faster!

[Itooh]

Record day, and drunk. Think I can post on the English section for once. Hi there, have a nice record day!
Well maybe I should add something valuable. What would you gain from this post if I don't make you discover anything? Would be pretty pointless. That's a kind of anti-communication we would have here. Centuries of progress for that? Nonsense.

So here, have a third person narration:

Itooh was drunk. Not hard drunk, because he was kind of hypochondriac, but enough for him to not think completely straight. He wanted to post something on the topic about the record day, because it was the record day, and, hey, saying hello the the fellows English members of the Pirate Community woul be a nice thing to do. Wasn't that day dedicated to trivial posts? He could do a simple message, just to show how glad he was to express his non-sense. But then he hesitated. How would react those people that barely know him? He has some alcohol running in his veins, that didn't help him to think straight. Surely they would mock his poor humor, the emptiness of his sentences, or his bad writing… How could he post something that would be pertinent in this topic? What was the current discussion? How could it answer in a smart way? Itooh didn't know. He just wanted to post something, anything. But he hates to speak for nothing. So he thought a while, and finally decided to create some sort of weird narration of his absurd anxiousness. Were those fears real, or just invented to make a relevant story? Even Itooh didn't know. He was too drunk. But he wrote his quite long post anyway. Because he liked the idea of posting something deliberately long, obnoxious, and useless, in the record day. It was an ode to the absurd. And in the end, wasn't it the whole point of the PC's record day?
And Itooh was happy.

[Serza5]

This is my 125th post now!

[Shrooblord]

Right behind you, Serz!

I miss Matyuv

[Serza5]

We're nearing k guys!

[saerleiya]

We're nearing k guys!

YEAH!

[Serza5]

We may have 1k but I have 150!

[stan423321]

Oh well. GOTTA SPEED UP.

[Serza5]

Yes you do need to speed up!

[stan423321]

More like my internet needs to.

[Serza5]

More like RPC needs to stop lagging

[saerleiya]

5 minutes before the end of the first hour...

[stan423321]

More like RPC needs to stop lagging

Oh no, it's at least partially my rural connection.

[Shrooblord]

At this speed I'll have 2,400~2,800 posts at the end of the day!

[saerleiya]

Almsot at 100 before the end of the first hour come on!

[Serza5]

And now I have 175 posts in under an hour!

[TFDS]

513 posts are still wanted

[stan423321]

And now I have 175 posts in under an hour!

CONGLATURATIONS

the typoes ale intentionar

[Serza5]

I do hope I can get 250 soon.

[saerleiya]

one minute left before the first hour!