Corrupt a wish!

[Master]

You do, but it causes some issues to your equilibrium.

I wish you could regain balance.

[Bradandez]

I fall of a cliff while on a tightrope.

I wish to see the sun.

[MrBadGuy]

Blind.

I wish for happy nipples

[Master]

Prepare the rocket ship, you're going to the sun...oops.

I wish that it was a good end.

[Bradandez]

Yup a good end at the bottom of the sea.

I wish to have boobs but bigger!

[stan423321]

Sure. They're on your palms.

I wish for a hand held shovel launcher.

[Shrooblord]

An angry Shovel Knight comes after you.

I wish for a woman!

[Bradandez]

She's loves you and cares for you. You two have the most beautiful relationship ever!

i wish for boobs still.

[stan423321]

You get a Shovel Knight. Wait for the update.

I wish for a female clone of myself.

[Bradandez]

She fondles your butt every time you fart.

I wish for some boobs.

[Shrooblord]

She's loves you and cares for you. You two have the most beautiful relationship ever!

<3 brad tanks

You get the two most fantastic pair of jammies you ever did see. But they're not yours. But they're for you.

I wish to get 3 k now.

[Bradandez]

Here: KKK.

I wish to join the mafia!

[iHeckler9]

Wish granted, but you also become a concrete shoe model at the bottom of the lake.

I wish this topic was active again.

[Bradandez]

Everyone posts on this thread and only this thread.

I wish to have money.

[iHeckler9]

Congratulations! You're now a very successful prostitute.

I wish I could play the guitar.

[Bradandez]

Yes, but you made a deal with the devil and now have his hands for eternity.

I wish Roles would stop being such a butthole.

[Snagglebee]

Wish already granted, he is and was a human, yet his behaviour stayes the same.

I wish to become the MAN MACHINEMACHINEMACHINEMACHINEMACHINE.

[Bradandez]

Granted, but you lose your humanity.

I wish to become an all powerful genie.

[Snagglebee]

Wish granted, however you get trapped to serve humans until one Master wishes you free.

I wish to have an overload of bass in my headphone.

[Maz]

Your eardrums will explode. The pain causes you to cry out, which startles the driver of a bypassing bus. It will then crash into a big company's building, which results in said company's financial collapse. The wolrd market will go down the drain, war for money will break out, and the earth will be destroyed. Just because of your bass.

I wish for the ability to look into the future.