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No thanks
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Anime. That is the joke. NOW LAUGH!
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This is all very upsetting.
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Tell me about it, if I get much more upset I might just have an accident
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Stirlitz was walking through the street while he passed a group of bullies that were pouring gasoline into cat's mouth. The cat got out, run for a moment and fell. "The gas must have ended", thought Stirlitz.
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I crie evrytym.
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Anime. Hahahahahahaha
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- How do I get to your house?
- Use the 314 bus!
Later that day: "278, 279..."
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There'll be a riot for ya.
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Master wrote:Isn't that self-depreciating?
Of course not! You obviously don't get it :P
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How do you pay for stuff when you're underwater?

With current-sea!
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What do you call a Russian poster on RD?

A Russian poster
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Soviet chef exam.
"What are those de volailles lacking?"
"Meat, obviously..."
"So what you gonna do?"
"Add black pepper"
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Where did the circus fire take place?
I dunno, but I heard it was intense.
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What's the difference with a portuguese and a crocodile?
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I dunno. You're suppose to have the answer.
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The difference is nothing they have all small feet and big mouthes.
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Fucking racist man.
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It's just a joke man i'm not racist!
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Post by Bradandez »

Here's a good joke.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A pizza can actually feed a family of four.
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