Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Shrooblord]

BEcause you ask no stupid

Answer I stupid?

[Shrooblord]

BEcause you ask no stupid

Answer I stupid?

[Master]

Because you're covered with fans.

Gerrit?

[Bradandez]

No Gerrit. I will not call your Aunt Susan.

Am I right when I say the moon has its own lighting?

[beebo44]

Yes you are. The Apollo 11 mission was one to replace the Moon's dying lightbulb before the general public found out and the Moon went dark.

Why do TV shows end?

[Indy]

Because they SUCK EGGS

How do I RPC?

[Bradandez]

By killing the farmers.

Why are whales so lovable?

[DandyGuy]

Because the water is blue and sad.

Why do sharks eat hot dogs upside down?

[Shrooblord]

Because they read the IKEA manual.

Why do I feel like worms?

[Kali]

DORK DORK DORK
How to write DORK DORK DORK ?

[Indy]

DORK DORK DORK

How do fish I?

[Bradandez]

You have to become one like the fish. Think like one, act like one, kill like one.

How come Abraham Lincoln didn't conquer the UK?

[DandyGuy]

Because he was busy with revolutionizing the penguins.

How can space exist if Gabe Newll is there?

[beebo44]

Because Gaben created space and went there inside Wheatley, to consult the great and mighty space core on the production of Half-Life 3. Long live SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

[Bradandez]

Why didn't you ask a stupid question?

[beebo44]

Because I'm a stupid.

Why are stupid?

[Bradandez]

Stupids are very mysterious creatures. That's why.

How can feel touch you know the sky?

[beebo44]

You have to sky touch the up feel.

Why are we making questions that aren't even legible?

[Bradandez]

In order to become Questiony the Question Mark.

How come some dorks around here aren't able to accept change?

[DandyGuy]

Because Ed Edd n Eddy is purple and salt.

Why cant I type pig if pigs are yellow. H1N1 WTF