Lie to me. But in a very narrow, and specific manner.

[iHeckler9]

My throat feels fantastic.

[Imco]

I am so awake right now!

[Earth Gwee]

I commit acts of arsenic on a daily basis.

[DandyGuy]

I have a side kick dog named Glover Cleveland.

[PluMGMK]

I enjoy drinking concentrated arsenic acid.
I know how to pronounce the "arsenic" in arsenic acid (as opposed to "arsenic" the element).

[Earth Gwee]

I plan to get a sex change soon. It's time I embrace that I am actually a man.

[beebo44]

I am not procrastinating on four assignments that are all due around the same time.

[TwoTails]

My cat is stupid.

[Imco]

I'm gonna stop doing YouTube from now on

[PluMGMK]

My will is strong enough to make me leave YouTube because of the way Google screws it up on a bimonthly basis!

[Dart]

I don't work today

[Bradandez]

I am Walt Disney back from the dead!

[DandyGuy]

I unfroze Walt Disney.

[Snagglebee]

I am not going out to an amusement park now. I won't return later the day!

[Master]

Hmm, just a note, I'm getting the feeling this is turning to the "I didn't do X" thread, instead of the "Lie to me" thread, while I know they're the same in context, can we try to maintain some modicrum of creativity? This isn't meant to be an inverted Twitter feed.

[Snagglebee]

Oh I definitally saw that and I will try to break the rules more often

[Earth Gwee]

Martians have arrived at my house for a tea party.

[PluMGMK]

I am one of those Martians. Gwee's house is the only place I'm safe from the Federal Government.

[Dart]

I hate to disappoint all those Disney fans, but I killed Walt.... Again.

[Bradandez]

I am the creator of all Disney sitcoms.