Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[beebo44]

Because someone stole they keys "p", "i" and "g" from your keyboard and told you that to spell pig you write yellow instead and perform a ritual dance to transform the word into pig.

Why did we document the ancient language of latin pigs when we can barely understand it?

[DandyGuy]

Because the pig god can translate when he comes back for is people.

Why do I like Shrek so much?

[Bradandez]

Because he is your great grandfather who loves to spend time with you.

How come Shrek is green?

[DandyGuy]

Because he ate a snake named Robert the third and forgot to die.

Why can donkeys talks if cats are pussy's.

[beebo44]

Because cats are too scared to talk, but donkeys are asses so they don't care.

[Snagglebee]

Why can't I find a question to answer?

[THEdragon]

Because you are lucky. Usually the world is full of questions with no answers.

Why do I keep coming up with great fanfic ideas that are great when I start writing them but never get finished?

[Snagglebee]

Because your fanfics are so immense that it keeps requiring more to feed, that's why it never finishes!

Can a human being walk with hyper sonic speed?

[beebo44]

Yes, if they unlock the power of the god of farts, Smelltok Farticus.

Why do I regularly forget to ask questions?

[Snagglebee]

Because you are distracted by my awsome farts.

Why can't I think of a stupid question to ask?

[beebo44]

Because you need to get dumberer!

Why is Wheatley not named after his cores function?

[THEdragon]

He is. His core function is actually wheat.

Does Rayman know of Space Mama's fate?

[beebo44]

He remains blissfully ignorant. If he were to learn, the world might be thrown out of balance.

Why would the world be thrown out of balance if that occurred?

[THEdragon]

Because all of Rayman's power comes from him believing Space Mama is still alive and that they can one day put their differences aside and become friends. If he found out she had been shot by Zaroff, he would lose hope and nightmares would mess everything up.

What happened in Space Mama's final moments?

[beebo44]

Space Mama opened her robes to reveal she was actually a rounded laundry machine with a painted basketball taped to the top.

Why is Rayman so incompetent, losing his abilities at the start of nearly every game?

[Snagglebee]

@Dragon: Her washmashine was destroyed by Rayman you see, so she had to find something new to travel with. She walked across the whole country and found herself in the desert with no food or drinks. Just before she complete died because of thirst, she found a mysterious cave in the distance. She rushed to the cave in hope to find something, and yes, she found a magical flying carpet. Sooo, she took the carpet and could find the ocean. She flown above a mysterious pirate ship, where she found her sister down there. And blablabla her sister betrayed her and killed her. The end

Because after defeating every boss, he thinks, that he won't need those abilities anymore because peace is finally restored.

Did anybody else posted here before me?

[beebo44]

I did, because I'm such a damn good ninja.

Why am I such a damn good ninja?

[THEdragon]

Because you need ninja skills to fight off all the spiders.

Why did the photographer not make it into Origins?

[Snagglebee]

He tryed to be there, but the nymphs found that too be very offensive.

Why are the simmers down?

[THEdragon]

Because all their Sims died because chairs blocked the way to the kitchen. That got the simmers down.

Why didn't Tarayzan make it onto Origins?