Would You Rather... ?

[Bradandez]

In the ocean! Yo-ho, Yo-ho! A pirate's life for me~

Would you rather be part of Captain Zombiebeard's crew or part of the Worlds of Whimsical Domain's Surveillance & Protection Bureau (W.O.W.D.S.P.B)?

[Shrooblord]

Since I don't know what either of them are (though the second sounds rather ELEMish), I'll go with the one that sounds coolest: part of Zombiebeard's crew!

Would you rather be a spruce or an oak?

[Bradandez]

(Hint, hint: Both of them deal with ELEM!)

An oak, because they are lovely.

Would you rather eat a Roast Beast's Heart or Grilled Spiced Turnip?

[Shrooblord]

(Hint, hint: Both of them deal with ELEM!)

I guessed as much.

Grilled Spice Turnip. I'm not a big fan of 'delicacies' from the meats - I'll just have the regular muscles, please.

Would you rather eat a cockroach or roast your own tongue over a barbecue and eat that?

I'm morbid!

[Bradandez]

Eat a cockroach. Rather have my tongue intact.

Would you rather swim through the sewers or clean a sewage pipe?

[beebo44]

Clean a sewage pipe.

Would you rather vs the Wild or Food?

[lumgum]

Vs Food.

Would you rather make out with a homeless guy or be shot in the face, have your body trampled on and be thrown off a cliff?

[Bradandez]

Make out a homeless guy. At least I'll live.

Would you rather stay at Freddy's overnight or stay in Silent Hill?

[Snagglebee]

Silent Hill because technology4617.

Would you rather humble yourself infront of the whole world or get bullied during your school days?

[Bradandez]

Humbled. Because it sounds better than being bullied.

Would you rather get burnt or get frostbite?

[Shrooblord]

I'm particularly sensitive to cold and I've been burnt before a couple of times. Both are terrible, but being burned generally goes away quicker (depending on how severe the burn). Burned.

Would you rather wear a kilt or go commando?

[Bradandez]

Kilt all the way, for I can run freely in the fields while me precious eggs have a nice breeze.

Would you rather be stranded naked somewhere or having to wear something really humiliating?

[beebo44]

Stranded naked somewhere.

Would you rather die by falling sausage or falling hamburger?

[Bradandez]

Mmm... sausage.

Would you rather hang your toe or get a papercut?

[Imco]

Mmm... sausage.

Would you rather hang your toe or get a papercut?

get a papercut, I like annoying cuts

Would you rather be Master or Serza5?

[PluMGMK]

Master, due to recent political occurrences, that's all I'll say!

Would you rather be stuck in the Sea of Serendipity or 20,000 Lums under the Sea? (in real life, not playing a game!)

[Imco]

Master, due to recent political occurrences, that's all I'll say!

Would you rather be stuck in the Sea of Serendipity or 20,000 Lums under the Sea? (in real life, not playing a game!)

Duh, 20,000 Lums under the Sea, I'll just live in the fancy under water headquarters

Would you rather spend one year in jail, or kill a cat without getting punished for it

[Shrooblord]

Wow that's incredibly horrible. But given that I'm not going to jail because I killed a cat, I'd rather go to jail. It'll be shoplifting or something silly I've never done but wouldn't hurt anyone if I had. If the option was: kill a cat, go to jail - or - kill a cat, don't go to jail, I guess I'll choose no-jail. The lesser of two evils...
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Would you rather be a Rainbow Warrior or a Pony Princess?

[Imco]

Rainbow Warrior, double rainbow all the way
Would you rather kill a dog or... just kidding
Would you rather eat peanut butter for 2 hours straight, like one spoon full every minute, or have a terrible headache for 2 hours

[Shrooblord]

Yeach that's far too much peanut butter! And I know what incapacitating headache is like; I've once had one that literally made it hard for me to breathe, but I'll take that over two agonising hours of straight up eating peanut butter and the resulting day of feeling sick, hating peanut butter and having a bad taste in my mouth from too much of whatever and the following days of being sick on the toilet! x)
So yes, headache it is!

Would you rather be a dinosaur or the mouse scurrying beside its feet?