Would You Rather... ?

[Bradandez]

Be a dinosaur! What kind of dinosaur? A MOTHERFUCKIN' T-REX!!!

Would you rather be in a gaming creepypasta or in a horror film? Either one has the rule: "You die in the game/movie, you die in real life."

[Snagglebee]

Horror Film, because I always found that more entertaining.

Would you rather stay naked in school or fail in your entire life?

[Shrooblord]

Nudist schools!

Would you rather eat a dick or a turd?

[Snagglebee]

Give me the dick please. No risk, no fun!

Would you rather listen to music non stop or watch movies non stop?

[Shrooblord]

I guess movies, 'cause there's also music there. And also funny business going on in the dark!

Would you rather be Batman or Spiderman?

[Bradandez]

Batman, because I don't want to kill my girlfriend with radioactive sperm.

Would you rather outrun a train or fall from a plane?

[beebo44]

Fall from a plane.

Would you rather be a bender (Avatar: The Last Airbender) or an alchemist? (Fullmetal Alchemist)

[Shrooblord]

Bite my shiny metal ass!

Would you rather pay ridiculous extra customs tax or not have your Rayman vest?
eat a hornet or ten jars of Marmite?

[Dart]

A hornet, preferably a dead one.

Would you rather marathon all One Piece episodes or all Simpsons episodes?

[beebo44]

Simpsons. I'd probably enjoy it more and since there's no over-arching story, no filler episodes!

Snu-Snu or no snu-snu?

[Shrooblord]

SNU-SNUUUUU

Would you rather be the skeleton with a cigar or the one with his arms behind his head?

[beebo44]

The one with his arms behind his head.

Would you rather live out the rest of your life in a virtual representation of 4chan or Omegle?

[Snagglebee]

Omegle.

Would you rather get a PS4 and XBox One but never ever be able to get a Wii U then or buy a Wii U but never ever be able to get the PS4 or XBox One ?

[Master]

At present, a Wii U.

Would you rather switch to PC gaming, or invest in the next generation of consoles?

[RibShark]

pcmr.

Would you rather never have played a single Rayman game, or only ever been able to play Rayman games.

[Dart]

...Never have played a rayman game.
would you rather watch Papa Smurf burn to death or have monkeys throw poo onto your face?

[Bradandez]

BURN PAPA SMURF!!! BURN IN HELL!!!

Would you rather have a super genius mind or a mechanical canine?

[Dart]

A super genius mind, so I could pass my classes.
would you rather go shopping at walmart or swim in a pool?

[beebo44]

Swim in a pool.

Would you rather be bitten by a radioactive Superman or Batman?

[Bradandez]

Superman. Doesn't really matter since I'd get killed either way.

Would you rather have a seashore war or encounter an aquaduct attack?