Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[rolesfamily]

The most informative thing ever

If I just drink rain water, will I be okay?

[Master]

I wouldn't recommend an extended dose, might be acidic.

Why are capacitors so convoluted?

[rolesfamily]

Because they need better lawyers

Why do mice click things?

[beebo44]

Because they can't press them.

Why does my stomach growl with such ferocity?

[Bradandez]

Because they're is a wild badger living in your tummy.

What if some little kid gave you the "fuck me" eyes?

[beebo44]

I'd sit him down and give him a 6 month training course on how not to be a little shit.

Coincidence?

[Bradandez]

I THINK NOT!!!

What if Corey's dad locked you in the basement and said he was gonna tear your butt, what will you do?

[beebo44]

I'd ask him nicely if he could kindly not do that.

What if I told you?

[Bradandez]

That penguins had knees. Not penguin knees but actual human legs underneath their flesh.

What did the dead nigger baby say?

[Snagglebee]

It said „ “

Do we live in a surface carried by a elefants which are carried by giraffs which are carried by a giant flying turtle? (seriously, what's that awsome movie called again? I wanna watch it again x'D)

[beebo44]

Erm I have no idea what you're talking about Emsh.

Has Pr0oO ever been infiltrated?

[Hoozang]

Yes. By the awesome Sugar.

Am I posting too much to rank up?

[Minor-T5]

Yes so stop posting

What's the square root of bananas?

[Bradandez]

The square root is potassium and DK.

Why is it illegal to swim in public toilets?

[THEdragon]

The government owns them.

What are tomatoes?

[beebo44]

Tomatoes are actually the testicles of the plants they grow on.

How do I capture a snowman and keep him as a pet?

[Bradandez]

You gotta ram to fingers up his bum and show him dominance.

What if I gave you the "Fuck me eyes"?

[beebo44]

I'd tell you that I don't swing that way and send you off on your merry way.

Why do the bells jingle all the way?

[Bradandez]

They're an unstoppable entity that will destroy anything.

What if Tom Hanks was in your room and woke you up at night to comfort you?

[beebo44]

I would accept the comfort and then kick him out.

Why doesn't Santa get more advanced modes of travel?