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[Bradandez]

Monsters University was fucking amazing!

[technology4617]

If there's any Jim fans here, I did this yesterday:


It's not very good overall (my two unintentional deaths were both very stupid, in Down the Tubes and Buttville respectively), but I don't think it's bad at all for a first run.

[Ambidextroid]

Sorry, I've never actually seen monsters university. I was just guessing according to the cheesy looking trailer, but I'll give it a look.

I just though that since MI was such a classic, they could have left it alone.

Seeing an MU poster sparked my attention, and I thought it was a good idea, but I think I though the trailer was bad (I can't remember)

I think it was like when raving rabbids came out I thought it looked good in a poster, and shit in the trailer, and after playing it I wanted to kill myself and anyone that had anything to do with it. Where the fuck is Rayman 4, guys.

Anyway, I'll give it a try, it'll probably be good.

[Adsolution]

[Ambidextroid]

OK, I just watched Monsters University. It was actually very good, but the ending sucked.

Spwoylers, by the way:
[They joined Monsters Inc with nothing to say but "we got expelled" and seemingly went from mail sorters to scarers in a single day, and shook the boss' hand. It would have been better if they were allowed back in to the university, instead of being expelled despite the fact that they created the most scary situation ever to have been recorded by monster kind... It kind of just made the whole movie seem pointless, as their goal was to get into the scare team to get a job at M.Inc, but they just got expelled and got a job there anyway...]

Moral of the story: University is a waste of time and you can get any job you want because fuck if I know.

Still, everything but the end was good.

Also that video was hilarious

[Adsolution]

I actually liked the ending because of that moral. It's very contemporary, and one that I agree with (for the most part). In my opinion, University shouldn't be a place that gives you inherent opportunity, it should be a place where you go to do what you're meant to do there: learn. If you sign up to work at a company, you can start at the bottom like everyone else, and only your skill level or a portfolio will determine how fast you work your way up the ladder and into what position.

[saerleiya]

Spwoylers, by the way:
[They joined Monsters Inc with nothing to say but "we got expelled" and seemingly went from mail sorters to scarers in a single day, and shook the boss' hand.]

I don't remember them doing that in one day, more in a rather important period of time. I find it very weird to be able to climb up the hierarchy ladder of a company in only one day by passing through three jobs in the meantime. Like, WTF...

[Bradandez]

I thought the ending was well done too and in a way, inspiring.

[Imco]

Just saw this, don't think it means something though.

[Bradandez]

Yeah, it's official! I was selected in directing a new Rayman game! Expect 60 FPS 1080p action of no scopes, tits, and lots & lots of DLC!

[Ambidextroid]

Hey, I made a riddle. I'll post more of it if people don't get it. You get a little prize if you win.
Guess what it is.

Part 1:
What can you see
And also feel
That creates wounds
That cannot heal?

[Jewish Candy]

Dicks.
To clarify, butt dicks.

[Rayfist]

Yeah, it's official! I was selected in directing a new Rayman game! Expect 60 FPS 1080p action of no scopes, tits, and lots & lots of DLC!

Fuck yeah dude, why aren't you the head of Ubisoft?
Also please be sure to downgrade it to 30 frames per second, I find it more "cinematic". And make sure to include a lot of microtransactions that won't allow the player to progress unless he/she purchases them. YES, let's form a company right now. Don't worry about bug testing, just get it out for the holidays quickly!

[Ambidextroid]

Candish was close.

Part 2:
What makes things lighter
When on them it sits
Before turning those things
Into lots of little bits

I had to go slightly yoda mode to make it rhyme there, but whatever.

[Shrooblord]

Is it time?

[Bradandez]

It's a be hairy anus!

[Adsolution]

It's a be hairy anus!

Is that a noun of sorts?

[Bradandez]

Yes. The fabled Be Hairy Anus. Produces the sound of a bumble bee but, lacks some accuracy.

[Ambidextroid]

Not quite.

Part 3:
Some lives it presrves
And others it ends
Some tools it breaks
And others it mends

The next one will pretty much give it away, so yeah. Try answer before then.

[saerleiya]

Light, or Sun.