Something Bothering you?/Daily Doldrums

[OCG]

American law is way better than the one in Netherlands it seems. How the hell did this guy got so low punishment for taking away 3 lifes with his vehicle and he didn't even apologise. I don't blame the father who threw chair at judge:

[Imco]

I'm ashamed of my country.

[Shrooblord]

The problem with getting executed is also that there's no way to rectify things should it later become clear that you weren't actually the perpetrator. This is another one of my more rational reasons for preferring a life sentence over the death penalty.

[beebo44]

I strongly disagree with any form of death penalty. Sure there are people who have done horrible, unspeakable things, but I think everyone deserves a second chance. I believe anyone is capable of change, even if it may take years, even decades to happen. Redemption? No, there's no redemption for some of the things people have done. But a second chance yes.

[LovePédale]

> it was yesterday
> my mom is cutting onions for dinner
> the smell troubles me and i start stroking my nipples
> my dad sees me and asks what the hell is wrong with me
> "shrek is love", i whisper. "shrek is life"
> he slaps me in the face and i go to bed without eating
> at midnight i wake up to a strong smell of onions
> i wonder why mom is cooking in the middle of the night
> as i walk down the stairs i hear my dad screaming out in pain
> i run to the living room only to find shrek raping the decapitated body of my dad in the trachea and wiping his dirty butt with the severed head
> "this is myyy swaaaaamp!!!" he groans in anger
> i bow to his knees and cry in joy
> he gently caresses my hair with his powerful hands
> "it's all ogre now", i hear as his dick slowly penetrates my eye socket and crushes my brains
> shrek is love. shrek is life.

[saerleiya]

American law is way better than the one in Netherlands it seems. How the hell did this guy got so low punishment for taking away 3 lifes with his vehicle and he didn't even apologise. I don't blame the father who threw chair at judge:

Reminds me of the Megaupload/Rape meme. You know, the one where MU's creator is put in jail for 50 years while the guy who raped, I don't remember, 3 or 4 women, ends up with only 20 years of imprisonement.

Of course, it wasn't the exact same situation, but it's kinda funny in an awkward way.

Things about Shrek

Nope, really...

[LovePédale]

Nope, really...

Welcome to my swamp.

[saerleiya]

Welcome to my swamp.

Welcome to my ignore list.

And you know why.

[LovePédale]

And you know why.

Someone doesn't like onions here.

[OCG]

For a second I thought you were Dandy but it is clear as day who are you now. Ignore list here as well and hopefully, staff deals with you.

[Shrooblord]

The legal system everywhere is pretty fucked up. You can get in more trouble for a tax dodge than for murdering three people and raping their corpses. Like... why, people, why??

[LovePédale]

For a second I thought you were Dandy but it is clear as day who are you now. Ignore list here as well and hopefully, staff deals with you.

Sure, clear as day.

[Cut]

Am I the only one who got shrekt?

[LovePédale]

> it was last night
> i wake up at the hospital with bandages on my left eye and a terrible headache
> as i get up I feel excruciating pain in my butt
> a doctor comes in and says I've lost my eye but despite severe trauma they were able to replace my anus with an artificial one
> police then comes in and accuses me of killing dad
> i say i didn't do it
> they beat me up with sticks
> "shrek is love", i cry. "shrek is life"
> they say i'll spend the rest of my life in prison for that
> as they proceed to leave, the smell of onions fills the room
> the door knob won't turn
> suddenly, shrek breaks through the window
> he takes a policeman and shoves him up the other's butt, ass raping him until the head of the first one emerges from the mouth of the second
> shrek then pulls out his ogre-sized cock and proceeds to fuck the two men at once
> he soon fills them with so much onion love their bodies both explode to pieces
> shrek then turns at me and winks
> "this is my swamp"
> his strong ogre arms slowly encircle my frail body
> "it's all ogre now", shrek says, as my eardrum ruptures under the pressure of his green appendage
> shrek is love. shrek is life.

[Adsolution]

Love, I don't mind the Shrekisms much, but see if you can keep it out of more serious threads like this one.

[LovePédale]

Sorry, those issues with my dad and the police bothered me a lot so I thought this was the right place. Where can I post about such problems in the future?

[Adsolution]

My asshole, which has onion peelers built into the sides and also doubles as a police station. No matter what you say, I will make this sacrifice for the sake of your wellbeing, and the wellbeing of all those who've had to experience similar onion-scented hardship.

[Shrooblord]

Don't you just hate it when parents reverse engineer kitchen appliances into their unborn children, forever altering the course of their future?

[iHeckler9]

I was halfway through writing a chapter of a movie when I had to go to dinner. Of course when I load it back up it refuses to view anything except the mouse cursor so I have to completely reset the whole laptop, losing my work. FECK.

[Master]

Huh, doesn't word have auto-recovery?