The Pirate-Community Documentary

[Beebop]

I've never fell asleep at school before I don't think. Hard to remember because I haven't been at school for over 2 years.

[Limely]

I fall asleep at school all the time (because I sit up in the night and draw, post or read). Thing is, the teachers don't notice, even if I sit on front row.
I must be a damn good sneak-sleeper.

(the fact that I usually score extremely good on tests and stuff is probably the reason they never say anything. They might think I'm listening anyways.)

[Jman]

Or your teachers could be blind.

[Limely]

Or just plain stupid. Today she misspelled "sheep", and the other day she tried to teach us that cokoa is coke. I also remember once when she told us that in a democracy, everything is decided by one person. (I think she was mixing up democracy and dictatorship)

If I leave school dumb as a bread, I know who to blame.

[Jman]

I wonder if she can tell the difference between Sprite and Coke?

[Limely]

I sort of doubt it.

[Jman]

How about Fire and Water?

[Hunchman801]

Norwegian expressions are awesome ^^ Dum som et brød xD

[Jman]

What?! I have no idea what you are talking about.

[Limely]

Norwegian expressions are awesome ^^ Dum som et brød xD

I use that expression quite a lot, ahaha. xD;;

[Beebop]

What is it in English?

[Hunchman801]

Limely said it

[Beebop]

Really? I didn't know.

[Limely]

Or, as we fishermen who like to keep it short and to the point say: Brøhævv. (That'd be more like breadhead, I suppose)

[Beebop]

Funny expression.

[megajbb]

Or just plain stupid. Today she misspelled "sheep", and the other day she tried to teach us that cokoa is coke. I also remember once when she told us that in a democracy, everything is decided by one person. (I think she was mixing up democracy and dictatorship)

If I leave school dumb as a bread, I know who to blame.

comeon that teacher probaly teaches some people more intellagent than him or her. but mispelling "sheep", is just not intellagent. and cokoa is not coke.

[Limely]

More gems from my dearest English-teacher: "When did the sun brake trough?" and "she wore her googles." :/
If she'd been anyone else, I wouldn't care. These are common mistakes, and my English isn't flawless either, that's for sure. But this woman is my English-teacher, and she spells wrong in every other sentence. I pray to god she will never teach any of my siblings.

[Holy Crap]

well, there's a particular, very much hated (by all, including other teachers) science teacher who is even stupider.
for example: *puts up a poster labelled "parts of a whale"* "This is a dolphin!"
and also: "this animal has feathers, so it must be......a bat!"
and i know that, even though i've never been in her class. but when she took bowling for sport it took her at least 30 seconds to find my name on the roll.

[Hunchman801]

There aren't such teachers in France xD

[Holy Crap]

oh, i'm sure. is it just me, or are you taking advantage of the fact there's no-one here to prove you wring?