Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:12 am**

Uhh... Upstate New York?

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:13 am**

Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams."

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:14 am**

Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:16 am**

I see.

*Grabs burger, takes a bite then looks at it*

You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:16 am**

Oh ho ho ho, no! Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe!

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:17 am**

For steamed hams?

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:18 am**

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:19 am**

Yeah, and you call them "steamed hams" despite the fact they are obviously grilled.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:20 am**

Ye, uh-
You know, the-
One thing I should-
...

Excuse me for one second.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:21 am**

Of course.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:23 am**

Aaaaah, well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all, I'm pooped.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:25 am**

Yes I should be..

GOOD LORDY WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:26 am**

Aurora borealis.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:28 am**

A- AURORA BOREALIS!?

AT THIS TIME OF YEAR?

AT THIS TIME OF THE DAY?

IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY...

LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN!?

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:29 am**

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:29 am**

.....

May I see it?

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:30 am**

... No.

*A voice calls from afar:* Seymour, the house is on fire!

No, mother, it's just the northern lights!

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:33 am**

Well Seymour you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.

*Begins to walk away*

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:34 am**

*A cry of help comes from the burning building*

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:35 am**

*Sees the thumbs up then continues to walk away*

Well Seymour I made it...