Well Seymour I made it...

[Ray502]

Despite your directions.

[Ambidextroid]

Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

[Ray502]

Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

Ehhhh...

*sits down on the chair*

[Ambidextroid]

Oh egads, my roast is ruined! But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?

Oh ho ho ho ho... delightfully devilish, Seymour!

[Steo]

Do I detect steamed hams here?

EDIT: Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.

[Ray502]

*opens door*

AH!

[Ambidextroid]

[Ray502]

SEYMOUR!!!!!

[Ambidextroid]

Superintendent, I was just, uh... just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

[Ray502]

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven Seymour?

[Steo]

[Ambidextroid]

Uhh... no! That isn't smoke. It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmm... steamed clams!

[Ray502]

*Looks then leaves the kitchen*

[Ambidextroid]

*Runs off to the Krusty Burger*

Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!

[The Jonster]

...

[Ray502]

I thought we were having "steamed clams."

[Ambidextroid]

Oh, no, I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers!

[Ray502]

You call hamburgers steamed hams?

[Ambidextroid]

Yes! It's a regional dialect.

[Ray502]

Uhuh..eh what region?