Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[Greeness]

2.

[LoveMetal]

CHECKPOINT

As you open the door of the Great Flying Car, a rancid stench smell escapes from the inside.
" Hello buddy, I'm Ajax the celestial fart. I'm here to help you in your quest!"

1. I don't need the help of a celestial fart
2. Where should we go?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

"U rude dude, moreover I'm sure you need a guide in the internet highway. You don't want to be lost in snuff red rooms trust me."

1. Alright, alright, where should we go?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

"I know a good informer which resides at the Disposable motel. It's at highway exit n°226.", says Ajax.

1. Let's go.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

You start the car, and you take off from the ground. Once you're high enough on the sky, you find a very large flying highway between the clouds.
However, you think that you saw something higher in the sky.

1. Go to the highway
2. Keep getting higher

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2.

[LoveMetal]

"You missed the highway, you stinky fuck!" says the fart. Go down now!
... But the car is going higher and higher in altitude, you can't make it go down...

1. Keep flying higher

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

You are too busy having an argument with the fart, and you don't notice the gigantic Shoop da Whoop blocking your way.

"Oh sh..."

You collide with the Shoop da Whoop, and unfortunatly for you, he was stronger than the car.

GAME OVER.

1. Try again

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

CHECKPOINT

As you open the door of the Great Flying Car, a rancid stench smell escapes from the inside.
" Hello buddy, I'm Ajax the celestial fart. I'm here to help you in your quest!"

1. I don't need the help of a celestial fart
2. Where should we go?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2.

[LoveMetal]

"I know a good informer which resides at the Disposable motel. It's at highway exit n°226.", says Ajax.

1. Let's go.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

You start the car, and you take off from the ground. Once you're high enough on the sky, you find a very large flying highway between the clouds.
However, you think that you saw something higher in the sky.

1. Go to the highway
2. Keep getting higher

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

You drive up to the highway through entrance 185: phpBB forums.

1. Continue driving