Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

CHECKPOINT

As you open the door of the Great Flying Car, a rancid stench smell escapes from the inside.
" Hello buddy, I'm Ajax the celestial fart. I'm here to help you in your quest!"

1. I don't need the help of a celestial fart
2. Where should we go?
 
"U rude dude, moreover I'm sure you need a guide in the internet highway. You don't want to be lost in snuff red rooms trust me."

1. Alright, alright, where should we go?
 
"I know a good informer which resides at the Disposable motel. It's at highway exit n°226.", says Ajax.

1. Let's go.
 
You start the car, and you take off from the ground. Once you're high enough on the sky, you find a very large flying highway between the clouds.
However, you think that you saw something higher in the sky.

1. Go to the highway
2. Keep getting higher
 
"You missed the highway, you stinky fuck!" says the fart. Go down now!
... But the car is going higher and higher in altitude, you can't make it go down...

1. Keep flying higher
 
You are too busy having an argument with the fart, and you don't notice the gigantic Shoop da Whoop blocking your way.

"Oh sh..."

You collide with the Shoop da Whoop, and unfortunatly for you, he was stronger than the car.

GAME OVER.

1. Try again
 
CHECKPOINT

As you open the door of the Great Flying Car, a rancid stench smell escapes from the inside.
" Hello buddy, I'm Ajax the celestial fart. I'm here to help you in your quest!"

1. I don't need the help of a celestial fart
2. Where should we go?
 
"I know a good informer which resides at the Disposable motel. It's at highway exit n°226.", says Ajax.

1. Let's go.
 
You start the car, and you take off from the ground. Once you're high enough on the sky, you find a very large flying highway between the clouds.
However, you think that you saw something higher in the sky.

1. Go to the highway
2. Keep getting higher
 
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