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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:03 am
by Henchman1028
"You men are all the same!" They will then kick you in the face or groin.
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:06 am
by Shawn
I've gotta say, no one ever yells or takes a whack at me when I do it.

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:12 am
by Holy Crap
Romano wrote:I dunno if it causes blindness, but this thread makes me happy.

That is somewhat disturbing....
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:53 pm
by Acarr
Henchman1028 wrote:"You men are all the same!" They will then kick you in the face or groin.
I do that anyway, just for the fun of it

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:25 pm
by spiraldoor
Acarr wrote:Henchman1028 wrote:"You men are all the same!" They will then kick you in the face or groin.
I do that anyway, just for the fun of it

Yeah, I know. Remember that random guy you kicked in the groin while you were walking down the road last Saturday? That was me.

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:57 pm
by Shawn
Acarr wrote:Henchman1028 wrote:"You men are all the same!" They will then kick you in the face or groin.
I do that anyway, just for the fun of it

You women are all the same! You have NO idea how sensitive it is down there.
I'm sure it's more painful than whatever pain
you get when kicked there.
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:00 pm
by El Dango
Yup, it really hurts. And getting kicked really hard is probably more painful than getting an arm ripped off. I'm not sure, cause i haven't tried any of those things.
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:32 pm
by Xenon
I think if kicked hard enough they just go numb, though to be honest I rather not think about it.
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:43 pm
by Acarr
I feel sorry for you guys, I really do
spiraldoor wrote:Acarr wrote:Henchman1028 wrote:"You men are all the same!" They will then kick you in the face or groin.
I do that anyway, just for the fun of it

Yeah, I know. Remember that random guy you kicked in the groin while you were walking down the road last Saturday? That was me.

ROFL! XDDXD
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:54 pm
by Xenon
By the way, I heard once that masturbation is far more of a health benefit than a health risk, and apparently it can help prevent the development of prostate cancer! Now there's something interesting for Shawn to feast upon.
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:57 pm
by Acarr
I heard about that too, and that it can "boost your sex life"... 0___o
Now there's something interesting for Shawn to feast upon.
That just made my day! xD
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:07 pm
by Cairnie
It is actually. For girls it can sometimes help relieve period pains.
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:39 am
by Shawn
The only bad thing I think could ever come from masturbation would be depression. Usually, if done too much, you might start feeling a little down. That's how it is for me. Especially when it's done.

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:10 am
by Holy Crap
Xenon wrote:By the way, I heard once that masturbation is far more of a health benefit than a health risk, and apparently it can help prevent the development of prostate cancer!
I'll have to do it more often then.

*drops pants*
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:07 pm
by Xenon
By the way, I'm pretty sure masturbation would take on the opposite effect, Shawn. I'd imagine it would actually remove stress and tension.
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:54 pm
by Cairnie
From what I heard, it's a no-no if you've got a headache.
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:34 pm
by Hunchman801
Like any kind of activity when you've got a headache

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:46 pm
by SamBeckett94
When did this place become so openly smutty?
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:48 pm
by Hunchman801
Since Shawn registered

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:50 pm
by Shawn
I decided to have that effect on people in this forum.
