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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:03 am
by Henchman1028
"You men are all the same!" They will then kick you in the face or groin.

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:06 am
by Shawn
I've gotta say, no one ever yells or takes a whack at me when I do it. :|

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:12 am
by Holy Crap
Romano wrote:I dunno if it causes blindness, but this thread makes me happy. :D
That is somewhat disturbing....

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:53 pm
by Acarr
Henchman1028 wrote:"You men are all the same!" They will then kick you in the face or groin.
I do that anyway, just for the fun of it :mrgreen:

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:25 pm
by spiraldoor
Acarr wrote:
Henchman1028 wrote:"You men are all the same!" They will then kick you in the face or groin.
I do that anyway, just for the fun of it :mrgreen:
Yeah, I know. Remember that random guy you kicked in the groin while you were walking down the road last Saturday? That was me. :|

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:57 pm
by Shawn
Acarr wrote:
Henchman1028 wrote:"You men are all the same!" They will then kick you in the face or groin.
I do that anyway, just for the fun of it :mrgreen:
You women are all the same! You have NO idea how sensitive it is down there.

I'm sure it's more painful than whatever pain you get when kicked there.

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:00 pm
by El Dango
Yup, it really hurts. And getting kicked really hard is probably more painful than getting an arm ripped off. I'm not sure, cause i haven't tried any of those things.

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:32 pm
by Xenon
I think if kicked hard enough they just go numb, though to be honest I rather not think about it.

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:43 pm
by Acarr
I feel sorry for you guys, I really do :)
spiraldoor wrote:
Acarr wrote:
Henchman1028 wrote:"You men are all the same!" They will then kick you in the face or groin.
I do that anyway, just for the fun of it :mrgreen:
Yeah, I know. Remember that random guy you kicked in the groin while you were walking down the road last Saturday? That was me. :|
ROFL! XDDXD

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:54 pm
by Xenon
By the way, I heard once that masturbation is far more of a health benefit than a health risk, and apparently it can help prevent the development of prostate cancer! Now there's something interesting for Shawn to feast upon.

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:57 pm
by Acarr
I heard about that too, and that it can "boost your sex life"... 0___o
Now there's something interesting for Shawn to feast upon.
That just made my day! xD

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:07 pm
by Cairnie
It is actually. For girls it can sometimes help relieve period pains.

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:39 am
by Shawn
The only bad thing I think could ever come from masturbation would be depression. Usually, if done too much, you might start feeling a little down. That's how it is for me. Especially when it's done. :(

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:10 am
by Holy Crap
Xenon wrote:By the way, I heard once that masturbation is far more of a health benefit than a health risk, and apparently it can help prevent the development of prostate cancer!
I'll have to do it more often then. :P *drops pants*

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:07 pm
by Xenon
:confus:

By the way, I'm pretty sure masturbation would take on the opposite effect, Shawn. I'd imagine it would actually remove stress and tension.

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:54 pm
by Cairnie
From what I heard, it's a no-no if you've got a headache.

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:34 pm
by Hunchman801
Like any kind of activity when you've got a headache :P

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:46 pm
by SamBeckett94
When did this place become so openly smutty?

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:48 pm
by Hunchman801
Since Shawn registered :?:

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:50 pm
by Shawn
I decided to have that effect on people in this forum. :)