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Does masturbating cause blindness?

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Well, does it? I apologize for starting this discussion off like this, but I don't feel like explaining how I think it's impossible, I just want to raise the question. Who knows, we may figure this out. And won't make all us guys feel better?
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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Does masturbating cause blindness?
No. Who told you that?
Wiki wrote:In later decades, the more drastic of these measures were increasingly replaced with psychological techniques, such as warnings that masturbation led to blindness, hairy hands or stunted growth. Some of these persist as myths even today.
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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The way I see it, IF it did, then so would having sex.
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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I would be as blind as a bat if that were true.
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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Only Shawn could think up this topic. (*)_(*)

I heard that is makes your testicles smaller, but I've never heard of blindness being a consequence, and I can't see how it could be to be honest...
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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Xenon wrote:Only Shawn could think up this topic. (*)_(*)
I'm not the one who came up with this theory.

And weren't you fine with a fetish topic before? :hehe:

But, uh, sorry this disturbs you. I'm sure some of us who have heard this theory and had no verification, might find some comfort in this thread right here yeah?
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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I'm not disturbed at all, I'm just saying it had to be you who came up with this topic. xD
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It also makes your palms grow pubic hair :lol:
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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Blindness? In France, we say it makes you deaf ^^ But it's bullshit anyway :P
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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lol, apparently;

Your parts will fall off.
As I've said before, grow hair on your palms.
You will go blind, bald or mad.
You will get acne.
You will be unable to have children.
You will get stomach problems.
You will not be able to walk/do sport.

Sorry, I'm bored and found this funny. ^^
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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I've heard about this in a comedy show, about some guy who's dad told him. He said that he still have problems saying hello to a blind person. :lol:
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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I don't think this question really deserved a topic, as the answer is quite obvious...
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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ROFL this thread

In girls masturbation causes volcanoes to erupt in Sicily, they're that orgasmic
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so wuz old psn banner

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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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Sure.
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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I dunno if it causes blindness, but this thread makes me happy. :D
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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spiraldoor wrote:I don't think this question really deserved a topic, as the answer is quite obvious...
Yeah, the answer's obviously yes.
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Romano wrote:I dunno if it causes blindness, but this thread makes me happy. :D
I don't wanna know why!!
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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One thing though, don't try to crotch grab a girl...
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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

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Henchman1028 wrote:One thing though, don't try to crotch grab a girl...
Eh? What's wrong with that? :?
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Therefore, brothers, we have an obligation-but it is not to the sinful nature, to live according to it. For if you live according to the sinful nature, you will die; but if by the Spirit you put to death the misdeeds of the body, you will live, because those who are led by the Spirit of God are sons of God. For if you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children. Now if we are children, then we are heirs, heirs of God and co-heirs of Christ, if indeed we share in his sufferings in order that we may also share in his glory.
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