The Pirate-Community Documentary

[Jman]

There is like 5000 characters (letters).

[Beebop]

That's ridiculous.

[Hunchman801]

Japanese is the Hardest.

I think Chinese is harder.

[Beebop]

Which country came up with all that weird lettering first?

[Hunchman801]

China did, I think.

[Beebop]

Their writing is crazy.

[Hunchman801]

It is quite esthetic though. But the worst thing is pronunciation. For instance, saying the same word with a different tone can mean either boy or turtle...

[Jman]

That would be bad.

[Beebop]

Sounds a bit mad to be honest.

[Xenon]

You guys think speaking Chinese is hard, try writing it. ^^

[Jman]

Yeah, it can't be done.

[Xenon]

It must take Chinese kids 6 years to learn it... ^^

[Beebop]

I would like to write chinese stuff.

[Xenon]

It's all scribbles. When I was 4, I used to think hyrogliphics were markings made by children...

[Beebop]

They were made by adults.

[Xenon]

I know, but who could blame me for thinking that?

[Beebop]

I don't really know.

[Hunchman801]

I suppose most Chinese people don't know all ideograms. Anyway, none of us knows all English words

[Beebop]

I know all the words of the English language.

[Hunchman801]

I know all the words of the English language.

This is why you asked me what a conjugation was a few hours ago...
And what about the verb defenestrate?