Spambots and how to deal with them

[Rayrobi]

Spammers will be executed at dawn...

Oh no Rulez what did you do.

[Xenon]

And you, peasant.

[Rayrobi]

And you, peasant.

I didn't do anything.

[Xenon]

Speak when spoken to

[Rulez]

I ONLY SPAMD once by mistake because I accidentally.

[rolesfamily]

I ONLY SPAMD once by mistake because I accidentally.

It's okay you're forgiven!!

[Master]

Yes, forgive him for a post he made 4 months ago, on Record Day.
Eesh, I know the need to post is strong, but there was absolutely no point to that post whatsoever, unless it's Record Day, which it isn't, keep this serious and relevant please.

[incognito]

Here are some spambots but they already spammed once

kalikhalirate

yajamhesun

godisgreatone


Before someone dealed with them... No it wasnt me...

[incognito]

Sorry to double post but its important another spambot registred


TO ARMS!

[Adsolution]

That's great, multiple spambots register and are banned on a daily basis. Just hit the report button and shut up.

[incognito]

Oh fine. Next time i will shut up and do nothing.


Its okay to you ?

[Adsolution]

Did you miss the part where I said 'hit the report button'?

[incognito]

Nope

But for report i must say something!

[Master]

No, you don't, just select that it's clearly meant to advertise from the drop down box, and if you really feel compelled to say something, just point out that it's a bot.

[Rayrobi]

Nope

But for report i must say something!

No, you only have to click on the report button on the spambot's post, so just shut up.

[Comment ?]

Sorry to double post

My dear subject incognito,

By royal decree 793-595, the successive posting of two or more messages in the same topic presenting no advantage for the community over the edition of the first message is liable to a fine of 500 Tings per unnecessary message and the writing of an ode to the Great Flying Poo.

As this is not a retroactive law, I pardon you for your crimes and absolve you of your sins.

Go in peace, for a I am a merciful king.

[rolesfamily]

Can I just say that I have nothing to do with any spam-bots on this site. I wouldn't even know the first thing about how to even do things like that! I'm only saying this because Incognito suggested that due to my 'absence' the spam-bots have increased.

[incognito]

Thank you lord comment!

[Snagglebee]

Thank you lord comment!

You should thank the Great Flying Poo instead, or how does that work in your monarchy?

[Comment ?]

I derive the right to rule directly from the will of the Great Flying Poo, therefore thanking me implies thanking the Great Flying Poo.