The Pirate-Community Documentary

[Reese Riverson]

Yeah, OCG's hair is nothing compared to Hunchman's beard. For Hunchman is much much more of a man than OCG can dream of!

[Jewish Candy]

Hunchman is the manliest man to ever man amongst men. He is the Platonic Ideal of Man, the Archetypal 'He', the Adam of humanity.

[Μaster]

Indeed, before OCG thinks he can be a man he must grow arm hair, leg hair, facial hair, and back hair.

[Hoozang]

What the hell is going on?


why did you guys didn't invite me?!

[Μaster]

You must wear shorts 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 365 days a year while praising Daleks and eating pineapple ice cream to join, sorry.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

This is a fake master. kappa

[Jewish Candy]

Indeed, before OCG thinks he can be a man he must grow arm hair, leg hair, facial hair, and back hair.

OCG doesn't need anything but his own conviction to be a man, mon p'tit Master! But he must come to accept that his manliness, no matter how valid, shall never match up to that of our leader. That is what separates boys from men...

JAJA SUGAR NO TE PERMITIMOS UNIR A NUESTRO CLUB

[Reese Riverson]

Lol, Hunchman could have put his beard in a picture frame and placed it on his wall.

[Jewish Candy]

He should have given it to me so I could have a smexy false beard to wear sometimes.

[Reese Riverson]

That, unless you really want to just stash it in a secret journal you have written about Hunchman and his amazing adventure of treasure hunting.

[Jewish Candy]

I just want senpai to notice me~
N-not that I like him or anything, b-b-baka...

[Reese Riverson]

I don't think I'm going to touch that one.

Though if you really want Hunch, you gotta talk the pirate talk like him.

[Jewish Candy]

Love must stay unrequited if it is to remain pure.
What a ways this conversation went.

[Reese Riverson]

Yeah weren't we supposed to lecture everyone how great Hunchman is?

[Hoozang]

JAJA SUGAR NO TE PERMITIMOS UNIR A NUESTRO CLUB

¿¿PORQUE DIABLOS NO PARAS?! COMO ODIO LOS DULCES...

[Jewish Candy]

Los dulces hechos de tí, pequeño
Odias los que has parido...

[Hoozang]

Que dificiles se pueden poner los dulces...

[Reese Riverson]

Hmm, Candy and Sugar should mix together and make a lovely batch of cookies.

[Jewish Candy]

Vale, no quería que te enojara, Azucár. Imagínate como deliciosos nuestros cookies serían.

[Reese Riverson]

I thought this was the English side of RaymanPC, Candy.