Corrupt a wish!

[Hugo]

Granted, but since "right now" refers to a point of time in the past, you can no longer take advantage of it

I wish I could go play the pipe organ today

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it crushes all your internal organs

I wish it wasn’t raining right now

[dr_st]

It's not raining, it's hailing!

I wish I could own a car collection.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s only two broken Volkswagens

I wish I could win the Fortnite tournament on the 22nd

[dr_st]

Granted, but it's the 22nd of February, year 3796.

I wish I could recreate a photo of every event I've ever been a part of.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s taken on an 1830s camera

I wish I could immediately skip time whenever I got bored

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but it’s taken on an 1830s camera

I wish I could immediately skip time whenever I got bored

Granted, but youd become sick everytime you use it.

I wish i wouldnt have to sleep ever again.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but now you wake up at 1 in the morning

I wish my back didn’t hurt

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, now the rest of your body's in pain as well so that you dont feel the pain in your back anymore!

I wish I could make good food without having to put in so much effort into making it.

[The Jonster]

But then the food doesn't last as long!

I wish days could be longer.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but every day is miserable

I wish I had more than 9 minutes to post right now

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, you now have 10 minutes, and once they're up, you can never go on RPC again!

I wish I had the ability to play multiple instruments at once!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you grow ugly grey tentacles all over you to help you play then

I wish I could beat up people stronger than me

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but now all the people who were weaker than you can beat you up as well.

I wish I had the Rayman Legends moveset in real life!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but the world becomes 2D and enemies start appearing everywhere

I wish I could revive extinct languages

[Pirez]

Granted, but the live languages get extinct in the process.

I wish there was no racism in the world anymore.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you can’t even use ethnic banter anymore

I wish I visited every country in Europe

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, you now have the memories of visiting every country in Europe.

I wish I had more time to sleep.

[Greengoop]

Granted, and good morning! You missed an important exam by the way!

I wish I had more time to explore Canterbury

[Insert A username]

Granted, but you can't explore anywhere else for the rest of your life

I wish Kirby games were longer and harder