Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but since "right now" refers to a point of time in the past, you can no longer take advantage of it

I wish I could go play the pipe organ today
 
Granted, but it's the 22nd of February, year 3796.

I wish I could recreate a photo of every event I've ever been a part of.
 
Granted, now the rest of your body's in pain as well so that you dont feel the pain in your back anymore!

I wish I could make good food without having to put in so much effort into making it.
 
Granted, you now have 10 minutes, and once they're up, you can never go on RPC again!

I wish I had the ability to play multiple instruments at once!
 
Granted, but you grow ugly grey tentacles all over you to help you play then

I wish I could beat up people stronger than me
 
Granted, but now all the people who were weaker than you can beat you up as well.

I wish I had the Rayman Legends moveset in real life!
 
Granted, but the world becomes 2D and enemies start appearing everywhere

I wish I could revive extinct languages
 
Granted, but the live languages get extinct in the process.

I wish there was no racism in the world anymore.
 
Granted, and good morning! You missed an important exam by the way!

I wish I had more time to explore Canterbury
 
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